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strange_one 06-07-2003 10:51 PM
its MY cat's breath...

FearFactory 06-07-2003 10:52 PM
Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

D. 06-07-2003 10:53 PM
me fail english? that's unpossible!

FearFactory 06-07-2003 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ******



well......... FUCK
Have you been drinking at work again?

FearFactory 06-07-2003 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ******


maybe.........:D not. that comes in about 2 hours.
What's the harm in cracking a couple open while on break?

miss world 06-07-2003 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by David
me fail english? that's unpossible!

FearFactory 06-07-2003 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ******


nah that's when i hit the bong and shoot the heroin.
Fucking smackhead.

dusty 06-07-2003 11:10 PM
ms. krobople and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

D. 06-07-2003 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ******


nah that's when i hit the bong and shoot the heroin.
i tried quitting heroin but it was all in vein.
LOLOLOLOLLLSKDFVSDKVJ SFKBVJFSDB

sleeper 06-07-2003 11:24 PM
when he stands there with a smile on his face, frowns, pisses his pants, then smiles again

yeah whatever 06-07-2003 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by sleeper
when he stands there with a smile on his face, frowns, pisses his pants, then smiles again
creepiest simpson's moment ever.

god, i love ralphie. :love:

sleeper 06-07-2003 11:51 PM
i get into a silent laughing fit everytime i see it. i dont laugh out loud i just squirm there mouth ajar with a dry heave kinda reaction. but in a good way

Ugly 06-08-2003 01:49 AM
Ms. Hover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

sarmatianus 06-08-2003 01:55 AM
Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl!
Ralph: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit! Never give up.

And when the Doctor said I didn't have worms anymore that was the happiest day of my life.

Hi Principal Skinner! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

They taste like...burning!

Ghetto_Squirrel 06-08-2003 02:19 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dusty
ms. krobople and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. (class laugh)
Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph. These scissors couldn't cut butter.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if
I kept my finger outta there.

Ugly 06-08-2003 02:48 AM
Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

strange_one 06-08-2003 04:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Ugly
Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

Fattening Ass 06-08-2003 05:16 AM
Dentist:
"How often do you brush, Ralph?"

Ralph:
"Three times a day, sir."

Dentist:
"Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES?!

wangcomputers 06-08-2003 06:55 AM
"help, she's touching my special area"

shaniqua 06-08-2003 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by FearFactory
Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
hahaha yesssssssss.

also,

"we're a totem pole! oyeoyeoye!"

wangcomputers 06-08-2003 11:03 AM
http://www.piksandcrap.homestead.com/files/friends.jpg

sleeper 06-08-2003 02:34 PM
i like that one where lisa goes to college and she comes back to see join her friends rolling down the hill and they tell her off. then its just a static shot of ralph with a big smile just tipping over

miss world 06-08-2003 02:50 PM
We're going to be in a pie!

murgle 06-08-2003 03:33 PM
"I bent my wookie!"

(as he jumps up and down) "I'm happy and ANGRY!"

i also love, "me fail english? that's unpossible"

I <3 Ralph

DevilSaint 06-08-2003 04:46 PM
"Go banana!"

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."

Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

yeah whatever 06-08-2003 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by sleeper
i like that one where lisa goes to college and she comes back to see join her friends rolling down the hill and they tell her off. then its just a static shot of ralph with a big smile just tipping over
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
YES.

pale blue eyes 06-08-2003 07:00 PM
"Phew, Daddy this tastes like Grandma!"

"Lisa, Lisa!"
[College friends drive off with Lisa in the car]
"Why do people run away from me?"
[Ralph stands silently in road, frowns, wets his pants.]


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