stupid shit you do when your drunk
 

i invited a complete stranger over to my friends house from a bar last night and this person ended up stealing two beers from my friend on the way out. its not much, but still.

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I talked to my birds once. It was a very nice conversation about the dog.

i get horny.

extremely horny.

leave me alone im hungover. :(

So ... ummm ... do you wanna go out for drinks sometime? :blush:

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i think everyone does.

way to much to list.
i will get you an update when i get home tonight.

apparantly, I talk a lot (?)

the time that I was nearest to being drunk, my friend and I picked up a random guy at a concert and just took him with us. We thought he was about 19, and we were really shocked when he was only 16. God I miss him. he's a great guy.

I made out with a tree.

i kiss girls and lead them on apparently

:erm :erm

I know a lot of guys that get drunk and then sleep with fat chicks.

one time after a party i went to see if my friend was at his bandspace and he wasn't there and there was this ghetto as black dude in the parking lot. He signaled for me to come over to him and i did and he was like 'wanna smoke a blunt?' and i said 'ok' and he said we gotta pick it up. He at me driving around the absolute shittiest parts of RI and at one point he told me to pull over to this mad grimey dude walking down the street and that guy got in my car and he led is to an even shittier place. Those two get out of the car and i'm sitting, a lone white boy in a decent car in the muthafuckin ghetto. these two grimey people come up to my car and start talking to me and they're all asking me what i'm doing there and saying white kids shouldn't be over there and i was mad shook. then my guide came back and we bounced and i dropped him off and left happy to have my car and everything.

that was pretty stupid of me.

haha...

At my home in Charleston (I'm usually traveling elswhere, but I have a room there), there's a bar within walking distance. This is the Border Patrol Bar, because its on the base where all of the United States Border Patrol train. I've done my stupidest stuff there, like challenging a few BPs to a handstand contest, but I was so wasted I kept falling over and my shirt was coming up. I also got on the microphone at the bar and told jokes, apparently. I drop a lot of beers as well there.

you like the cushion for the pushin'?

:erm so... uhm... do they do anything else besides sleeping?... i mean... i guess sleeping with fat ppl is cool. you know... soft and stuff... but... OH. this reminds me of fat granny porn!

:( :cry:

I'm not fat I swear!

el savior, is that gummo in your avatar?

:o i am posting my 5th post! IMMA DRINK FOR THIS!

that's the bunny... HE SMELLS LIKE THE ASSHOLE!!!

Dude! Don't take jabs at chicks that are over a foot taller than you! You could barely reach her boobs! She'd kill you!

Oh! Well, don't worry. You're not hanging out with us.

-The most plastered I ever got, I'm told I just said "fuck" a lot. "My mom's daughter is fucking trashed, she's fucking trashed.. Get the fucking inside, fucking Big Jim just pulled up outside, you fucker." That night was bad. I was sloppy/puking/no-reason-for-being-that-drunk drunk.

-Whenever I get a good level of drunk, I just want to go explore things. I like to go off by myself a lot. Once I sat on top of the dryer and played with the timer for about half an hour.

-I did the ultimate cliche thing and danced on a table in a bar once.