first thing you do when you get home?
 

as soon as i get into my room...

everything comes out my pockets on to my dresser and the pants come off.. In my home i refuse to wear pants. I'd walk around in my boxers everywhere if i could.

Drop everything I'm carrying right where I am and make a mess.

Re: first thing you do when you get home?
 

Where do you put the crack?

I tend to go to the bathroom to extract some urine

sorry monte. I like you, you're a good guy. but you make really funny mistakes sometimes.

Re: Re: first thing you do when you get home?
 

in the lungs of your family.

Go poop. Really.

HAHA i used to to that when i came home from school, i don't poop as much anymore though.

strip down into my undies and tank top turn the stereo on and dance around.

as soon as i get home i turn on the t.v. to watch extended play. then i pack a bowl. by that time it's 4:20. so i smoke the bowl while watching extended play. then i proceed to play video games until i pass out.

A terd a day keeps the hemorrhoids away!! :)

HAHAHA...

I have never heard that before in my life, if that's original... genius.

that's pretty sad man.

If i'm in Taylor sometime i'll show you weed that'd make you forget about TV and video games and watch the ceiling.

open the door:

put everything down on the table
go upstairs
take off my shoes
get on computer


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I'm a sick, sad girl

Yes, well, I have to admit it was somewhat of a family effort.
We were teasing one of my brothers one day when he complained about not being able to poop.

say hi to rocket
take off my bra

I walk in the door, hang up my keys on the back of the door, try to peel the puppy off my leg, try to shut the other dog up from barking, go into "my room" and put my stuff on the bed, flop down, take off my shoes, plug in my laptop, go into the kitchen, say hi to my mom, get something to drink, go to the bathroom, then come back into my room and get online before I jump in the shower.

my friend called on the phone.. so i asked him..


"First thing I do when i get home is I smack my mom and say why the hell didn't you wear a condom you whore?"

he don't even live with his mom though, fucking retard.

oh god man. like i've never had good weed before? and why is it sad that i enjoy video games?

if that's all you do all day every day... i dunno it's just sad.

There's nothing wrong with that.

empty my pockets

stretch out on the couch

thank you thank you. how am i sad when he goes home and gets naked and walks around all in front of his mom like "hey mom look at my weiner" now that's sad.

puke. eat. brush teeth. sleep.

Dude, yr supposed to do that beFORE you leave the house. At least I do. The prospect of laughing so hard that I shoot snot out of my nostrils terrifies me. I already have a huge problem with spitting up food or ... um, SPIT, when I'm laughing too hard & trying to say something.

yeah, bulemia can be tough.:hurl:

I get naked? i don't think you read that clearly..

i wasn't even trying to insult you. I'm just saying that if all i did was play video games (no human interaction) i'd be depressed.

Since you wanted to insult me though....

Fuck you, trailor ass bitch. You live in Taylor! If anyone is getting naked in front of their mom it's your incest born ass. Now go jerk off to your family photo album, punk ass bitch. :)

I usually turn on the YES network.