here's a zinger: how much oral sex have you had?
 

it's really wild to think about it (at least for me)...


to really sit down and think about how i've convinced so many girls to put my penis into their mouths for extended periods of time...

and, for that matter, how many girls have "convinced" me to lick around on one of their body cavities...


it's just fucking nuts


me:

pussies licked: 9
my dick's been sucked by: 11 different girls

dicks sucked : 5
been licked : 4

wow, i really had to think about that one.

Sex is not a game of stats like baseball.

isn't that weird?


i had to get out a piece of paper and actually think back and mark them all down

most of them, in fact, have been in the last 3 years so good luck, crescentfresh! (aren't you 20??)


in fact, when i was 20 i would've said:

licked: 3
dick was sucked by: 3

not even oral sex?


oral sex is such a strange idea that i think of it a little bit like a game...i mean, you convince a woman to put your penis in her mouth and bob up and down on it and then swallow your cum! that's fucking nutzo if you ask me but most women will definitely do it (and totally enjoy it)!

yeah. and i didn't have any oral till I was 18 :erm

A lot happened when I went to the university ;) they were all "boyfriends" though. Only lasted a few months each.

*laughs* Hm. I have no idea how much oral sex I've had, but I could probably count up how many people I've had it with... *thinks*

Cocks: 12
Pussies: 3

Gone down on by: 10

*waits for Affect to comment*

that's cool and all but it's all about the one night stands for getting those numbers up!

but be careful and make em double bag that shit :D

Three different guys, countless times.

i bet i'm the only guy that has turned down oral sex multiple times.

can't answer that question though, sorry.

haha, not into that, sorry. And if all goes according to plan my numbers are frozen.

when your pussy was licked, how many times were by girls and how many times were by guys?

also, which do you find more enjoyable, sucking or licking?

you are definitely playing some hardball there

I might add some pussies, but that's it.

no chick-a-dee, it's OK

just take some time and figure it out...it took me almost 15 minutes to come to those final numbers

some are foggy from the haze of alcohol and some are big skeletons in the ol' closet (gettin a little tight in there i think)

that's the spirit!!

i got head at work last night, that was awesome. nothing like getting paid to receive oral!

oh that is fucking awesome!!!!!

congrats!

:)

details? How does that happen?

:D you know how it is, dawg



two of my 11 were one night (the last night of sophomore year of college)...wild shit was goin down that night (no pun intended)


i also made out w/ 2 other girls that night...4 in one night, not a bad day at the office

one of my lady friends visited me during my second shift and i just locked the door to my office!

you are my herohttp://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif

Mmm...Of the people that have gone down on me, *thinks* 8 have been guys, 1 girl, and 1 neither.

Um, I don't think I really have enough pussy-licking experience to say either way. Right now, I'd probably be inclined to say that I prefer going down on guys, but that's just because I love doing it, and I really know what I'm doing so it's less nervewracking. :p (Did you read the end Human Replica's oral-sex post?)

But once I get some more practice with girls (or, people with vaginas, regardless of gender ;)) I might find that I love that just as much. I mean, I've certainly enjoyed it so far...I just always feel like I don't know what I'm doing.

Nimrod has a story like that

Some girl he worked with went down on him in the freezer and didn't say anything.

Hee. I always thought it'd be fun to do something like that. Just like, pull some hot guy aside and give him head, and have that be that. Without all the ensuing over-analysis and talking and "What does it all mean?? Will you be my girlfriend?!?" that inevitably follows. :p I'm way too shy though. Maybe someday...

Although, I guess, I gave one of my friends a blowjob for a birthday present one year and it was kinda like that. So that was pretty cool. Except I've gotten never-ending crap from his roommate about it, ever since. *laughs*

:eek:

Sucked: 4
Been Licked: 3

I've sucked only 3 dicks. I've been licked by 3 people. I've had sex with far more people. Let's just say that I'm impatient. ;)