i have a cyst in my face!(and other dental whining)
 

ok, first of all...i hate my dentist. she sits there and RIPS MY GUMS APART!! and then she is like, "hm, your gums are bleeding, you need to floss more! you don't floss enough. you need to floss. FLOSS!" YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH?! MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT DESTROY MY GUMS WITH THAT METAL PLAQUE STABBER DEATH MACHINE THEY WOULDNT BLEED.

and then i got x rays on a bump that moves around in my cheek/jaw area that's been bothering me for months, and she said, "oh, it's just a cyst! you can have it removed, but it's costly and painful!" apparently it's not any danger or anything.

so i'm keeping it. it's fun, really. sets me apart.

fucking dentists.

you're always broken!