last time you were excited
 

last time i got excited was when a girl offered to "ride me into the floorboards" at a party. it's just that she happened to have too many facial piercings, her fishnets were torn, and she told me that she was sylvia plath reincarnated and was planning on killing herself later on that night. so sex probably would have been exciting. but these people are dumb. i don't want to fuck dumb people. dumb people are no fun.

last summer. new job, sexy boy prospect. at least the job worked out.

:(

i'm actually kind of excited now, with this new thing i'm doing. the floorboards thing was 9 years ago.

:)

http://www.attrition.org/~jericho/femme/darkrain0.jpg

It is a night of ethereal pain, a song of dark desire,
wolves vent their loneliness. The thirsting one
stirs.
Curling, icy wisps of death shrouds her brooding form,
an everlasting wanting.
Her raven hair cascades over
fragile milk-white shoulders, and her
full really very deeply crimson lips part slightly, to taste the
life streaming from the
pale flesh beneath
her.
Now a night of ecstasy,
I weep.

O PALE MOON

excited sexually? i forget.


excited just normally? friday. last day of high school. and i'm kinda excited now becasue tomorrow's senior breakfast at the zoo and i get my class clown award and get to have breakfast with the animals and my pals. :)


oh yeah and i'm going to belize in a week...then college.

I'm excited now because this weekend my--I dunno what I should call him, he's this guy that I like, basically--anyways, he's coming in this Friday, then a my friends and I are going to the Spike n Mikes Twisted Animation Festival, and then my friend is staying here the whole weekend and we have so much stuff to do!

And the carnival is this week!

And I'm single!

And the hot guy at the bank gave me two suckers today when I took down my deposits =)

He probably thinks all that money is mine lol.

when i found out that my friend got me bjork tickets!
:)

*thinks*

Lmfao!

Okay so, a couple of years ago, this friend of mine meets this girl over the Internet who calls herself 'Trinity'. And they get to talking, and she tells him all these things about how amazing and brilliant and beautiful she is, and he falls completely and totally head over heels in love with her. As you do, when you're a hopeless romantic 17 year old boy who can't get a date.

So we're talking one day, and he goes, "Oh my god, you have to see these pictures Trinity sent me! She's SO HOT!" And I'm all, "Uh...'kay." And he's all, "*e-mail attachment*". And I'm all, "*GIF Viewer*.

And guess what should pop up on my screen but THAT^ very picture. :rolleyes:

So I say, "Hey Zach. Gothic Babe of the Week title graphic, much?"

And he checks it out. But oh no, she couldn't be fucking with him, because they're in LURVE and she knows his S0U7! So he asks her about it...And she tells him she has no idea how a picture of her got up there, oh gosh! And he totally buys it. As you do, when you're a desperate 17 year old boy looking for love on tha Intraweb.

So months and months later, he calls her up to talk one day, and her Mom answers:

"Hello?"
"Hi. Is Trinity there?"
"I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."
"Are you sure? I'm pretty sure this is the right number..."
"And you're looking for..."
"Trinity."
"And you are...?"
"This is Zach."
"Oh! You're calling to talk to Traci! Hold on, I'll get her."
"..."
"Hello?"
"..."
"Hello? Zach, are you there?"
"..."
"Hello...?"
"... Traci?"

Turns out (shock of all shocks) the girl was lying about everything. Her name...her age...and oh yeah, she uh, didn't look like the girl in those pictures. Funny that.

But that didn't matter, because it was TROO WUV! Right??

Well, right. It turns out. 'Cause they worked though everything, and stayed together, and not long after he borrowed the car and drove up to meet her for the weekend. And did so. And lost his virginity. And came home. And then she dumped his ass because she didn't like him anymore.

And then - as you do, when you're a hopeless romantic 18 year old boy with a broken heart and a screw or two loose - he dropped out of highschool and left his parents, moved out to Boulder, and proceeded to live in my friend's basement and mooch off her parents, while meanwhile taking advantage of another friend who'd been in love with him for ages, and refusing to date her but freaking out if she didn't spend every free moment hanging out with and paying attention to him, and never showering, and generally being creepy and stalkerish and pissing everybody off until he got banished from everybody's houses and nobody would talk to him anymore, and he finally dropped out of school again and moved back to Virginia and was never heard from again.

The End.

Oh hey. Come to think of it, Peabody and HappyTurtle met this guy! *laughs*

Anyway. Sorry. Seeing that picture just reminded me of his pain. That's all.

I'd feel like a really bad person right now...Only, apparently I'm not doing that today.

Oh. And the last time I was excited was this morning when I found a place near my house where I can get a Double Espresso Mocha for less than €2!

im excited about placebo coming to philly.

Um, I was excited on Monday to have finally finished a project I've been thinking about all quarter. REALLY excited, though? Probably opening night for Chamber of Secrets.

i'm excited about seeing kill hannah and the buzzcocks (moreso kh, of course) in about 12 days.