ST #5 - On Masturbating
 

oh yes netphoria it's that time again!!

it's time to showcase your masturbation prowess and let netphoria know all about your masturbation lifestyle


it's something all (or most) netphorians do, whether we get any or not...face it, we're some horny motherfuckers and threads like this don't make it any easier:D


so, how often do you do it?

how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? - ****** this means you!...girls, is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?)

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?


let's hear it netphoria! sound off and feel free to go at it while reading this thread:D

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so, how often do you do it? Everyday unless I am very busy

how do you do it? <3 my right hand
what do you think about while doing it? most of the time I am watching some porn, but I like to think about Rebecca Fox the best fuck I've ever had...EVER!

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so, how often do you do it?
maybe once a month now

how do you do it?
right hand. Don't have any toys, sorry.

what do you think about while doing it?
porn. usually. Or thinking about someone, or some situation.

I think most everybody does this. unless you have a shit fetish or something

-i do it way too often, around 3 times a day.
-left hand. sometimes both.
-i won't go into my porno routine, but it's jus that - a routine.

:(

so, how often do you do it?minimum once per night

how do you do it? is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?)all of the above.

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?yes.

i suppose i should get in on the act too


yeah so i try to do it once a day but sometimes none and sometimes twice...it just depends on the day

definitely the left hand which is strange because i do almost everything else w/ the right hand...eh i'm a fuckup i guess


yeah, mostly i think about ex-g/f's or really good fucks i've had in the past...sometimes i'll watch porn but not very often

so, how often do you do it? Every now and then. I can't say "every three weeks" or quantify it like that, but once in a while.

how do you do it? right hand, no lube required.

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? I watch porn. Usually, lesbian. If porn is not available, I will think about lesbians.

how often do you do it?
It varies...anywhere from once a week to 3 times a day. On average, probably 3 times a week.

how do you do it?
Left hand and right hand. Mostly clitoral stimulation. Running water is always good.

what do you think about while doing it?
I don't really think about anything specific a lot of the time. Sometimes I'll think about someone I'm currently dating, sometimes I'll think about an ex, sometimes I'll think about Joe McIntyre.

At least once a day, unless I'm busy. Right hand. I can't watch porn as I still live in a family household and am only 17. Sometimes I'll be looking at porn on the computer, but mostly it's just fantasizing.

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so, how often do you do it? i would say at least once a day. if not more.

how do you do it? lately i have been using my buddy the vibrator. we had a little scare for a minute there when the batteries died, but luckily i found some more hiding under my bed!

what do you think about while doing it? i think about Nimrod's Son! :D

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You made my day. As I was reading the thread, I was thinking "I know SOMEONE must think about me...."

Perhaps in your honor you can be one of the lesbians next time.

aren't you a bit too old for this kind of reckless behavior?

Nope, just more experienced at how to pleasure myself as well as the ladies.

A couple times a week, maybe more.
Right hand with lotion. My Gf won't allow porno which is okay as she is my porno. I usually have lucid thoughts of various girls I've been with and some celebrities.

Dude, you need to crack the whip and open her eyes. Start with Cinemax friday nights and work your way up from there.

he's only 29

fuck

Um..haven't been masturbating a lot lately.. at least once a week for me..

Right hand..but I only use my thumb and forefinger.

What I think about while I'm doing it? I'm a real big fan of blow jobs.. and fucking.. but I don't need porn to get off. All I need is my imagination.

hoodie 4 U?

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Re: ST #5 - On Masturbating
 

so, how often do you do it?

It varies. Sometimes multiple times a day, sometimes not but once every few days. Right now it's been the latter. It really depends on my mood.

how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? - ****** this means you!...girls, is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?)

Mostly my right hand.

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?

I think about my best friend.

My answers are the same as the gentleman above me.

You called me a gentleman. :eek:

:D

:eek: :O :( :D

so, how often do you do it?
either constantly or ill go for weeks without

how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?
all of the above

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?
mostly i mentally go through vague situations til one clicks. its rarely one recurring person or scenario. unless its mike mussina. yeah. :erm

now that i think about it, that's what i do almost every time

Nope, I'm cut.

Pinstripes or away greys?

so, how often do you do it? prettty rarely, if ever, I was never to into it and now I never have any time alone at all

how do you do it? right hand, I gues

what do you think about while doing it? a few special people

definitely pinstripes.