ATTN: eyesbomb
 

In the '50's, they'd be known as "Turbocolored."

Re: ATTN: eyesbomb
 

yes about fashion, where they get those clothes ? i want wear like them

also about big fans based in italia :D

TRBNGRQSTNS
 

oh my god, you're going to interview THE DUDES
:eek: :)


well, sure, here are a few nice questions you should ask them:

1. you recently toured the US and you are now touring Europe, then by june you'll be heading to the European Festivals all the way thru August: what then? Does the future hold some further darkness (they will understand)? In short: can we expect another album to follow Scandinavian Leather?

2. What comes first in the writing process: the music, the lyrics, or the darkness (seriously, make this question)?

3. What are your listens in this period/ and what have you always been listening to in particoular?

4. What are your 3 most important things in life?

5. Your biggest regret?

6. Why arent you big like the Beatles, since everone knows you'd well deserve it?

7. How's this cumback tour been?

8. (this one for Hank) What is your message to the world?

9. death-punk, darkness, and.. ?

10. I love you (also tell them this if you dare/ can)




So, which ones will you make them sev.?
and pm me after to tell me how the interview went, please

a note
 

hey severin, note that the questions that you cannot miss asking are


n° 1, 3, 4, 6

Re: TRBNGRQSTNS
 

Oh my fucking God, you are retahhhded.

Re: Re: TRBNGRQSTNS
 

nah, it's just that you don't know what's behind the band.


more precisely, you don't know modern music at all..

:rofl:

1. you recently toured the US and you are now touring Europe, then by june you'll be heading to the European Festivals all the way thru August: what then? Does the future hold some further darkness (they will understand)? In short: can we expect another album to follow Scandinavian Leather?

No. We will quit music entirely. Being creative is overrated. We'd like to find out the inner workings of Big Macs.

2. What comes first in the writing process: the music, the lyrics, or the darkness (seriously, make this question)?

First comes darkness, since how could you compose a song without darkness? The darker it is, the better the song. You must summon all the darkness at once and funnel into a song and then the lyrics will come. The darkness shapes the lyrics, gives them meaning and flavor. I'm not talking 31 flavors ice cream flavors either. I mean real darkness flavor. Then comes the music and if you think that darkness doesn't influence the music then you would be called a monkey playing a trombone because darkness is the music.

3. What are your listens in this period/ and what have you always been listening to in particoular?

The classics, Doris Day, Frank Sinatra, The Monkees, Elvis... you know... the original works of darkness.

4. What are your 3 most important things in life?

1. Feeling on your booty.
2. Watching R. Kelly feel on your booty.
3. Watching R. Kelly feel on your booty with darkness.

5. Your biggest regret?

Clicking on this thread.

6. Why arent you big like the Beatles, since everone knows you'd well deserve it?

The Beatles in their own right were fairly big, but they we're in big with the Illuminati and got their start from that... ever seen a one dollar American bill? See that eye on top of the pyramid? Yeah. That's why. Next question.

7. How's this cumback tour been?

Ah. Very funny play of words Mr. Evil Italy. We put cum on your back see how you laugh then.

8. (this one for Hank) What is your message to the world?

I've always wanted to be a woman, just so I could wear those capri pants... they're back in fashion you know.

9. death-punk, darkness, and.. ?

Kittens. And woodland elves having a barbeque in the woods. They'd even let the pixies come and some Smurfs too... It's time the elves made peace with the Smurfs. And you thought the middle east had problems!

10. I love you (also tell them this if you dare/ can)


I <3 U 2 hottiepants.

for real.