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TheJoker 06-02-2003 03:08 AM
poo.
 
why is it that after we poo, we always have to look at it, and smell it, but once you smell it, you have to smell it again... and again..

TheJoker 06-02-2003 03:08 AM
well maybe not again

dusty 06-02-2003 03:09 AM
:erm

Elvis The Fat Years 06-02-2003 03:09 AM
Re: poo.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by TheJoker
why is it that after we poo, we always have to look at it, and smell it, but once you smell it, you have to smell it again... and again..
nah. i just eat mine.

TheJoker 06-02-2003 03:10 AM
high-five

Krafty 06-02-2003 03:12 AM
I usually glance at it, but rarely make it a point to smell it.

By the way, I just took a shit.

twice 06-02-2003 03:12 AM
mierda, pendejo.

dusty 06-02-2003 03:15 AM
i had a friend who really got off on taking shits. she would take one every day around noon, and then announce to my entire highschool class that she had just taken "the BEST dump EVER!"
she was cute. <3

TheJoker 06-02-2003 03:21 AM
aw, gross

El Savior 06-02-2003 10:33 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Krafty


By the way, I just took a shit.
in the shower?

strange_one 06-02-2003 10:40 AM
fo' real

ShinyMcShine 06-02-2003 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by dusty
i had a friend who really got off on taking shits. she would take one every day around noon, and then announce to my entire highschool class that she had just taken "the BEST dump EVER!"
she was cute. <3
She liked to take it in the rear, me thinks.

crescentfresh 06-02-2003 03:55 PM
Some girl used to poop in our dorm showers

must be the same type of gal

Toby 06-02-2003 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by dusty
i had a friend who really got off on taking shits. she would take one every day around noon, and then announce to my entire highschool class that she had just taken "the BEST dump EVER!"
she was cute. <3
Sounds like a girl I know by the name of AMANDA JACKSON. She would do the same thing, but announce it to our 3rd period geometry class.

goomosh 06-02-2003 04:25 PM
i dont get how shit gets on the walls.

dusty 06-02-2003 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ShinyMcShine


She liked to take it in the rear, me thinks.
and the funny thing is that she was adamently against anal sex. she said it was the most horrid, disgusting, violating thing ever- but also she had never tried it.
then one week my class and i went on a cruise to mexico. that week she got incredibly drunk and hooked up with some guy while her other friend was in the room. her friend came and reported to the rest of us that she had been begging him for anal sex all night. her friend had left the room before she was able to see the final result of the evening.
when we questioned her about it she said that she couldn't remember what had happened at all- and that she still believed anal to be vile.
i want to buy her some butt lube the next time i see her :D

Random Female 06-02-2003 07:53 PM
I completely understand. We have to look to see how much we did! it's human nature. But i'm convinced that there is a Poop Fairy. Sometimes you know you did BIG and you stand up and htere's nothing there!



**i know i guess it just slides down to where you can't see it but it always freaks me out. "WHERE DID IT GO!?!"


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