raise your hand if you're horny.
 

i havent masturbated in 2 days. this is unheard of :(

I've been having really vivid sex dreams for the past two nights. Last night I almost got some but didn't, and that did not help at all.

I can't raise my hands, they're busy.

I have been astonishingly un-horny lately. Maybe I would be if I wasn't so frickin' exhausted. I'm seeing Chris on monday though, I'm sure he'll put me back in the mood.

jesus christ.
 

*RAISES HAND*

i've been horny for like 2 days nonstop.

Re: jesus christ.
 

how can you type, raise your hand, and uhh.. do other things at the same time? :erm

Re: Re: jesus christ.
 

horny does not necessarily equal masturbating.

Guess what people?!?!
 

I had my first official wet dream on Saturday!


And!




I never want to have another ever ever ever again. It hurt like hell when I took a piss right after I woke up.

Eh, I just got some last night. :p

3 cheers for the slut who cant go a week without a new partner! hooray!!!

Re: raise your hand if you're horny.
 

I've been with the same boyfriend for more than a year! Hooray!

I guess he's been obsessively reading the wrong livejournal

and a mole near her anus. Seriously, could you not have airbrushed that out? ;)

I have been sick lately, and friday night was no exception. I had a fever, but that didn't stop me from having this really erotic dream that left me horny as fucking hell. When I woke up, though, i felt so sick i just kinda went back to sleep and dind't feel so horny anymore :( nothing sadder than unfinished horniness.

And an ass like an endtable.

My friend has been sending me really explicit emails , i alwasy get them before i go to work on the morning, and i have to use the bus now , so i have to get on and sit next to grannies and school kids with this raging hard on :( then go in the shop and see all the girls that work there and i am sure they know :erm

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Why the hell not?

Re: Re: Re: Re: jesus christ.
 

i changed my mind.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: jesus christ.
 

nice...um...I have to go....


*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Re: Guess what people?!?!
 

See what happens when you don't masturbate?

NUDITY ALERT
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http://www.giornale.it/celeb/lindsey...s/Lindsey9.jpg

they did a special on this chick on MTV. she's jewish and created this big controversy. she's friggin HOT.

I've reached the withdrawal from physical affection point, now. It's sad and desperate and my bedroom is like my own, private Sodom and Gomorrah.

I could use some of that. Apparently, I haven't been horny for the past 2 months.
:erm :(

this is the perfect thread for my mood


*raises hand*