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El Savior 05-31-2003 12:23 PM
i'm a lot like jesus
 
discuss.

El Savior 05-31-2003 12:29 PM
someone's jealous.

meow 05-31-2003 01:18 PM
do you have crazy long hair and a beard??!

El Savior 05-31-2003 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by meow
do you have crazy long hair and a beard??!
yes.

aspecialkid 05-31-2003 02:25 PM
greasy hair?

El Savior 05-31-2003 02:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by aspecialkid
greasy hair?
um, kinda straw like.

Salena Child 05-31-2003 02:41 PM
do you have pretty blue eyes?

El Savior 05-31-2003 02:41 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Salena Child
do you have pretty blue eyes?
mmhmmmmm

aspecialkid 05-31-2003 02:45 PM
do you take a bath in a river?

FearFactory 05-31-2003 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by meow
do you have crazy long hair and a beard??!
Quote:
Originally posted by aspecialkid
greasy hair?
Quote:
Originally posted by Salena Child
do you have pretty blue eyes?
By God, I'm beginning to think that I may be thy son!

smashingjj 05-31-2003 03:10 PM
do you walk on water?

FearFactory 05-31-2003 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by smashingjj
do you walk on water?
I just got done walking on water!

smashingjj 05-31-2003 04:29 PM
fuck off. I'm a lot more like jesus. my father's a fucking pastor.

El Savior 05-31-2003 07:31 PM
i forgive osama bin laden, hitler and oj. that makes me jesus for sure!

D. 06-01-2003 04:36 PM
i'm jesus.

my dad is a carpenter.

STFU 06-01-2003 04:49 PM
Can you turn water into wine or better yet Johnny Walker Blue. Swimming pool size.

KrazeeStacee 06-02-2003 03:47 AM
Label me your jesus,
I will set you free
Cuz thats what he would do
If jesus christ were me
I can't help but wonder when I'm hangin on my cross
Was jesus as lonely as me?


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