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shaniqua 05-31-2003 12:53 AM
fuck if i was a guy right now
 
i'd get offline and fucking jerk off!

aksfjiaeuiorau why do i get so honry when i'm drunk!

FearFactory 05-31-2003 12:59 AM
Maybe you should call ******

machinaddict 05-31-2003 01:00 AM
women can masterbate too!

as far as I've been led to believe....

shaniqua 05-31-2003 01:02 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by machinaddict
women can masterbate too!

as far as I've been led to believe....
i don't want to masturb8! i wanna fucking jerk off!! asldkfjaskl;rjae!

Debaser 05-31-2003 01:04 AM
i would imagine that many get online to jerk off, not off line.

machinaddict 05-31-2003 01:08 AM
:think:

crescentfresh 05-31-2003 01:13 AM
*spooges on yuo*

I want a penis. Just for one day.

Crippler 05-31-2003 01:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by crescentfresh
*spooges on yuo*

I want a penis. Just for one day.
Ok, k.d. lang.

machinaddict 05-31-2003 01:16 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by crescentfresh
*spooges on yuo*

I want a penis. Just for one day.
we can trade, just for one day

crescentfresh 05-31-2003 01:23 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by machinaddict

we can trade, just for one day
Deal.

I have nice boobs, I'm sure you'll like them. I think those go along with the vagina. I don't want boobs and penis.

Squashing Pineapples 05-31-2003 01:27 AM
Re: fuck if i was a guy right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by shaunna
i'd get offline and fucking jerk off!

aksfjiaeuiorau why do i get so honry when i'm drunk!
Aw, drunk sex is the best! :)

machinaddict 05-31-2003 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by crescentfresh


Deal.

I have nice boobs, I'm sure you'll like them. I think those go along with the vagina. I don't want boobs and penis.
well yeah!
I'm going to molest myself like there's no tomorrow:D

noyen 05-31-2003 01:45 AM
i want a pussy.

FearFactory 05-31-2003 05:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by noyen
i want a pussy.
You are a pussy.

Dead Frequency 05-31-2003 06:54 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by machinaddict
we can trade, just for one day
Quote:
Originally posted by crescentfresh
I want a penis. Just for one day.
You can be heroes, just for one day.

noyen 05-31-2003 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by FearFactory


You are a pussy.
hey, no cheap laughs around here.

meow 05-31-2003 01:08 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by machinaddict

we can trade, just for one day

we can be heroes,, for just one day

Spaceboy917 05-31-2003 09:40 PM
Re: fuck if i was a guy right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by shaunna
i'd get offline and fucking jerk off!

aksfjiaeuiorau why do i get so honry when i'm drunk!
Why get offline? The information-super highway is masturbatory nirvana, baby.

Wish I could help, best of luck.

smashingjj 05-31-2003 09:59 PM
Can I be part of the genitals trading people as well? Can't believe I didn't reply to it earlier...

Vulva 05-31-2003 10:47 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by crescentfresh
*spooges on yuo*

I want a penis. Just for one day.
then you can fuck your boyfriend in the ass


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