lawn mowing conundrum
 

i don't have to worry about this at home because i have no immediate neighbours, but when mowing the lawn at work i don't know where the property line is. see i don't wanna mow too much because then the neighbour might think i'm trying to steal some of his lawn, while if i don't mow enough he might think i'm lazy and expecting him to mow that section. it's all very obtuse.

if this was the biggest pickle i found myself in today, then i guess i should consider this a pretty good day.

i love that word.

lawn.

youre job is mowing the lawn there?

nah, it's my family's business and i'm usually responsible for mowing the lawn at home and at work. if i'm lucky i get to do it while on the clock, such was the case today.

I think it's amazing how each single blade of grass continues to grow no matter how many times it's either trimmed, cut, mowed, or yanked. Undaunted and never discouraged, I admire how it perpetually exerts its will over any of our plans for the perfect home garden. Grow little blade of grass, grow. Your purpose in life is far greater and far more significant than any family owned landscaping business. Oh bold, intrepid blade of grass, I salute thee.

it's not a landscaping business, it's an electrical business but grass still grows on the property.

I didn't read your post at all- only the title which i found to be inspirational. Go you.

ahh, fair enough. i sometimes have problems with the english language so i can see why you could have been easily confused.

i like conuncrum and obtuse myself.

What in the fuck is a conuncrum?

conundrum is one of those words that you've used in speech, and know the meaning of... but when you go to spell it the first time you realize you have no idea how it's spelt. i think i started with kernundrum at dictionary.com. :erm perhaps i am just an illiterate fool.

No, I know what a conundrum is. I'm curious what David's conuncrum is, however.

:o

yeah, i figured as much. i was just blabbering on for now real apparent reason.

ok, pastor

you fucking idiot. I am pastor, moron.

well duh, that obviously went without saying. :rolleyes: