i am a whale
 

i should change my sn to shamu. at my doctor's appointment a week and a half ago, i was 142. now i'm 152. that's ten pounds in two weeks. what a fat fetus.

Pics?

mmmm these are from over the weekend.

and...

i guess maybe it's not so obvious with that sweater on....

your belly is cute but your nails are scary.

they don't look like that anymore. they're really short now. don't be scared.

Your ass is still quite tappable.

my pick-up lines:
"you can't get my pregnant"
"flip me over and you can't even tell the difference"
"get an extra handjob from my son"
"if you get thirsty you can just suck on my tits"

IS THAT A BELLY RING I SEE? ISN'T IT QUITE UNCOMFORTABLE?

hmm

Re: i am a whale
 

its called healthy

That's just wrong.

it was a belly ring. a long time ago. i've had it done three times, now it's just a weird scar. it'd be impossible to have one in right now anyway, i'm lacking a belly button.
shattered - i was kidding.
meow - it's just weird b/c i'm in my seventh month and it took FOREVER for me to gain any weight at all, and then all of a sudden i put on ten pounds within a twelve day period.

i'm game.

yeah man, you're penis would look totally bigger in his tiny hands.