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Mayfuck - TIME IS NEVER TIME AT ALL.
Smiley33 - TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY SMILEY33 HAS EVER KNOWN!!!
StillBecomingApart - INTO THE EYES OF STILLBECOMINGAPART I SAY KABOOM!!!
The Gaddrow - IN U I CRASH CARS!!!!!
strange_one - DUZ IT MAKE U HAPPY UR SO STRANGE?!?!???
wangcomputers - I COILED MY TOUNGE AROUND A BUMBLEBEE WANGCOMPUTERS.
jenny4ever - U KNOW I'M NOT JENNY4EVER
Gumby - SIGN SIGN EVERYWHERE A SIGN BLOCKING OUT TEH SCNEERY CONFUSING MY MIND DO THIS DON'T DO THAT CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!???
DeviousJ - ENCHANTED IN THE RAPTURE OF AN EVERLASTING DEVIOUSJ
Ihaman - TEH KILLER IN ME IS TEK HILLER IN IHAMAN
relaxor! - TRY 2 HOLD ON, RELAXOR
Mr. Rhinoceros - U SAY I'M TRAGIK???
Liquid-J - THERE'S A LUV THAT GOD PUTS IN UR <3
hereisnowhy - IN UR SAD MACHEENS HEREISNOWHY'LL 4EVER STAY
FhantomFM - GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE PHANTOMFM
Squashing Pineapples - LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT SQUASHING PINEAPPLES
Undone - HEY KIDZ ROCK N ROLL GONNA ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!
twilightfadez - TWLIGHTFADEZ FADEZ THRU BLISTRD AVALON
Fattening Ass - U WILL ALWAYS BE MY WHORE!!!!!

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That, my friend, was seriously cool. :p

Mayfuck - If there is a correlation between post count and respect, he's pretty much near deity level.
Smiley33 - The funniest and most bizarre Netphorian I'm aware of. Dayum, we should hang out.
StillBecomingApart - Really subtle about the fact he's Italian or something. :rolleyes:
strange_one - TAKE...THE...CONDOM...OFF...WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT.
wangcomputers - Clever, adept at Photoshopping Pakula and vehicle into things.
Ihaman - Kicks ass at Photoshop, but any threads not involving the word "Desktop" should be avoided like the black death.
relaxor! - Seems like a friendly fellow.
Squashing Pineapples - Annoying as fuck.
Undone - Aaaah! Cool as hell. Big thumbs up for your staunch pro-animal stance.
Fattening Ass - Always manages to make a truly hilarious post when you least expect it.
Samsa - Maybe has an issue or two, and is probably really high maintenance irl, but other than that, seems to be pretty damn cool.
Kypper - Endures repeated bashings on Netphoria and still manages to participate in every picture post.
Lie - The word "fly" popped into my head, but then I remembered how much I loathed that word and the people who use it with regularity. Forget fly, but think of a similar adjective.
****** - Typical free spirit type. Basically the kid who everyone in high school speaks of condescendingly but secretly admires.
Cactuar - Seems to have "mod" and "god" confused, but alright other than that.
pale_princess - Very nice and real-acting, if that's possible to judge by reading a message board. It probably isn't, but you get the idea.
Krazee Pumpkin - She'd be tolerable if she just changed her avatar and signature. I can't stress enough how much I dislike those.

Hm...Seems like half the people here don't know who I am, and the other half hate my sig/avatar more than they hate me...

I should change them..
hmm...

naah...

:D

I do.

Surely you could post some better pictures of your snatch.

Mayfuck - I don't believe in Mexicans.
Smiley33 - A chick who likes sex with krypper. What a waste.
StillBecomingApart - Boob shots for all to see.
The Gaddrow - Mod two?
strange_one - I first thought you were a girl with big tits. Then you showed me your ugly girlfirned who looked like Anna Paquin on Crack and Acne. Freaked me out.
wangcomputers - +ONE shirt
cactuar - Nicest guy from Austrailia I know.
jenny4ever - :confused:
Gumby - I'm gumby dammit.
DeviousJ - :hurl:
Ihaman - (from that samsa hate thread) "What a ho." best quote evar.
relaxor! - :confused:
Mr. Rhinoceros - He is Orange. I think. An old and dying member.
Liquid-J - :beer:
hereisnowhy - :beer:
FhantomFM - :think:
Squashing Pineapples - You sound like a lesbian.
Undone - :confused:
twilightfadez - :hurl:
Fattening Ass - Chun Li is so ugly.
Affect - :mad2:
Fistful of Yen - troll
samsa - looks like Anne Frank.
krazeepumpkin - her boobs made me :hurl:

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I'm not that bad. Remember, my schedule is the opposite of yours. When you are getting up, I am going to bed.

WTF? No. Though I would like to say that I think I'm starting to like you. (don't be afraid)

Damn. I can put them together just fine. :( <3

Nah, a loser iz me. Someday, someday we will meat.

Fucking rock. This pleases me. :D

Hairy? I'm may be stupid, but I'm not hairy.

hmm. I think I am glad not many people saw those.

:( owned :(

:eek: I never thought anyone here would say that about me. You must have me confused with someone else, but if not, I thank you.

I can live with this lable.

Someday, I will come to Texas and much beer will be consumed.

Nah, iz U.

:blush:

OMG. :eek:

Just to clarify, I do like the Wings, but only because I love Chelios and my hatred for the Av's. I am a Rangers fan.

I am not sure if I like the "nice" responses or the "who?" responses from days gone by. But, thank you. And yes, your avatar does indeed kick ass.

Aww, thanks Shaunna.

<3

Hmm. I'm not sure how I feel about that. Personally, I see myself as very opinionated, but I am open to hearing / trying to understand someone else's opinion. (most of the time:p )

I *heart* Glenn

:D

Mark, you were my *first* favorite Netphorian back in the old days. And you always will be. I wish you posted more often. I will never forget that night in the Cactus club, or driving around your Uni looking for you. Or your crazy roomate and his dishes. Good times, good times.

Uhh. Ok.

Mayfuck - alot like me. i like him alot.
Smiley33 - jennifer aniston. cute girl. funny sense of humor.
StillBecomingApart - i cant recall if this is an alias of a person i like, but nothing comes to mind.
The Gaddrow - groovy guy. i'd like to hang with him again sometime.
strange_one - i cant recall if this is an alias of a person i like, but nothing comes to mind.
jenny4ever - smeggy little cunt of a cunt.
DeviousJ - good guy. funny as hell.
Ihaman - no, look at my flyer.
relaxor! - i cant recall if this is an alias of a person i like, but nothing comes to mind.
Mr. Rhinoceros - i like him because he smokes pot and is intelligent and sensitive, and stubborn all at the same time.
PhantomFM - gigantic fucking dork.
Squashing Pineapples - uh, yeah.
Undone - i think of happy trees. van dyke brown.
Fattening Ass - cool dude i want to talk to more.
Fear Factory - really good guy and good friend. he's all hard and shit but he's probably the easiest person to talk to. i relate to alot of things he's gone through. like mayfuck.
Samsa - i can't stand her 99% of the time, just because i don't dig on her writing style, but that's just me. otherwise i like her. i'm sure she hates me and the way i portray myself on line or whatever. i'm sure she's a fantastic person to deal with in real life. i'm actually really curious to meet her. she needs to stop breaking julios heart.
Kypper - looks like ian curtis. i can dig it.
Mark LeDrew - a kindred video gaming spirit.
Lie - i'd like to see her naked. and maybe sleep next to her naked. but she has a boyfriend i thing.
Affect - Almond facial scrub! I associate the entire american psycho movie to steve. old bud.
twice - three times.

think of me. :(

all the time, cupcake!

Just call me Halberstram, lover.

:D

FADE IN:

INT. A CORPORATE OFFICE

CHRISTIAN BALE
I am a businessman. Watch me overact
and twist my stupid face off.

CHRISTIAN procceeds to CUT THE THROAT of a person who
pisses him off.

CHRISTIAN BALE (cont’d)
I am quite CUTTHROAT.

JARED LETO
I am another businessman. I am also
CUTTHROAT, but in a less literal
meaning of the word only applied the
way I conduct my business.

BUSINESSMEN
You see, we are all quite evil and
calculating and murder each other in a
nonliteral way.


CHRISTIAN BALE
I, however, do it literally. I AM A
LITERAL MANIFESTATION OF WHAT ALL
BUSINESSMEN ARE DEEP DOWN.

INT. CHRISTIAN’S HOME

CHRISTIAN uses three hundred items to cleanse himself.
He is very concerned with his image.

FEMALE DIRECTOR MARY HARRON
Look how stupid you businessmen are.
You are all outrageously stupid. I
hope you all die.

JARED LETO is killed by an AXE. The shot freezes and we
see that the axe is labelled “BUSINESS TACTICS” on the
side. The shot is then made black-and-white and placed
on the editorial page of a newspaper.

CHRISTIAN BALE
Do I enjoy murdering or is it a deeper
seed inside of me, possibly the result
of my need to eliminate competition
and drive myself toward success?

CHRISTIAN then procceds to have a threesome with two
hookers.

The MPAA finds it unacceptable and SLICES IT UP.

BALE finds a hooker unacceptable and SLICES HER UP.

WILLEM DAFOE
Hello, I am here for virtually no
reason whatsoever!

CHRISTIAN beans WILLEM with a sock tightly packed with
kitten innards.

CHRISTIAN BALE
BWAHAHAH! I’M TOTALLY FUCKING
INSANE!!! SPEED 2 SUCKED ASS,
MOTHERFUCKER!!! I AM SUCH A NUTCASE, I
REALLY HOPE EVERYONE NOTICES THAT!!!

An OLD woman makes a crack about CHRISTIAN’S business
card, so CHRISTIAN shits in her mouth and stabs her in
the stomach with a rusty spoon.

CHRISTIAN BALE (cont’d)
I AM BENT ON DESTROYING THOSE THAT
THREATEN ME IN ANY WAY!!

FEMALE DIRECTOR MARY HARRON
Look how shallow and insecure all
men..er..Christian Bale is.

CHRISTIAN shoves MARY HARRON’S FACE into a BLENDER.

CHRISTIAN BALE
I am completely losing it.. I’m
starting to kill people that don’t
threaten me for no real reason other
than bloodlust being a logical
extension of my already existing
desire to kill!

CHRISTIAN skins three small children, sews their skin
together, and creates car seats for his luxury sedan.

CHRISTIAN BALE (cont’d)
Wait, this might not all be really
happening..perhaps I am imagining it
as a result of my extreme
disconnection with humanity. Perhaps
I, as a businessman, am so emotionless
and distant from the planet that I
desire to kill in order to feel any
emotion at all. Perhaps this is the
result of the Wall Street-controlled
world of business in which we live.

BALE murders the AUDIENCE by bludgeoning them with a
BRICK called “MESSAGE” then kicking them in the stomach
with boots labelled “THEME” a few times.

END

i <3 you, sugar.

HANSON LYRICS!!!!!!!

Have you ever stood outside a picket fence that you can see through
But you can't get to the inside
You sit there and wait, I look at you and anticipate
What we could be and what we could do

Fly the wings of an eagle
Glide along with the wind
No matter how high, I'll be thinking of you the whole time
Fly the wings of an eagle
Glide along with the wind
No matter how high, I'll be thinking of you the whole time

Carrying this heavy load, I don't know what to do
The only thing I know is I'm in love with you
Fly with the wings of an eagle, no matter how high
I'll be thinking of you

No matter how high, no matter how low, I'll be thinking of you
No matter what I do, no matter where I go, I'll be thinking of you
No matter how high, no matter how low, I'll be thinking of you
No matter what I do, no matter where I go, I'll be thinking of you

Fly the wings of an eagle
No matter how high, I'll be thinking of you the whole time
You'll be on my mind all the time
You'll be on my mind
I'll be thinking of you the whole time

do you think fucking is annoying? :eek:

Thoughtless - dumbass.

I concur!

You think I don't know how to do that?</font>
 

Care to elaborate on reasons why? I'm too lazy to think of and list any right now.

sarcasm

Ah, I sorta thought that, since we talk alot and stuff and you don't seem to hate me, but I do ask alot of very stupid questions.

aw someone remembers me, I'm a mexican guy though ;)

:o i'm sorry.

ok...i *ahem*

i imagine him to be really attractive. ;)

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Stupid... AND LAZY!!!! ;)

Eeeeeexxxcelllent. :D

What can I say?
We effeminate looking guys have to stick together.

From what?