here comes my gun
doo doo doo doo

here comes my gun and I say
it's alt right
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Wouldn’t hurt, especially if you are going to be encountering Proud Boys or similar people.

What's the point of buying a gun that wouldn't hurt?

I prefer to buy guns that would hurt.

does there have to be a point?
if so, consider buying a pencil instead.

Tens of millions of Americans are this stupid

I have zero excitement for Biden but at least he's not a fucken piece of shit

Trump had the demeanor of a cornered animal on coke Tuesday night and that scares the shit out of me.

Hope Hicks has now joined the ranks of the COVID-19 positive and so hopefully that somehow results in The Don dying in excruciating pain.

Full Melania Trump video: “They said, ‘Oh what about the children that were separated?’ Give me a fucking break.” pic.twitter.com/FQF3AJshXP

— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) October 2, 2020

"such love"

"When soldiers and law enforcement comes up to her, you know, she wants to treat them great. Not say, 'stay away, I can't get near you.' It's a very, very tough disease" -- Trump on Hope Hicks testing positive for coronavirus pic.twitter.com/7VVvkkG4wH

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 2, 2020

"survival rates are better.. 95% or something"

"its a very very tough disease"

Trump is positive.

Please die. Please die.

If one of these 3 fuckers die I will be elated

He's directly responsible for at least 40k of these deaths. He's supremely unhealthy due to a steady diet of hamburders and Adderall and diet Coke. Morbidly obese. Doesn't exercise. Almost certainly has already had a stroke (not a conspiracy, research it)

This is the first glimmer of hope I have felt in months

Make the nightmare end

finally some good fucking news

i hope mike pence has it too cause he's almost/if not more evil

If Trump dies from covid I might actually start thinking there is a God again for the first time since I was 5 and asked him to help me beat Kirbys Dream Land on hard mode

Don’t think ive ever wished disease or death on another human being. But this piece of shit deserves a good hearty dose of the covid

Don’t u know tho. With the absolute shit luck we’ve been getting, it’s probably gonna be either completlwy asymptomatic or a “case of the sniffles” that will help push the narrative of hey! It’s no big deal let’s all get some so we can just get past this

If Trump dies of covid, the right-wing conspiracy theories that he was assassinated by deep-state DNC loyalists who purposefully infected him with the virus will at least force conspiracy theorists into acknowledging that covid is real, so that's a double win.

Hopefully he takes hydroxychloroquine.

I'm not coming up with a particularly large list of potential ways in which this announcement coming at this time might benefit their campaign. Aside from Trump tweeting about how he feels totally fine a la Bolsonaro, does anybody have any ideas?

At the very least, his schedule just got blown apart and I imagine there's now a big question mark over that next debate.

I really fucking hate this fucking headline on fucking CNN right now - Dow futures fall after [Trump announcement]

I don't give A FUCKING SHIT about FUCKING RICH PEOPLE'S FUCKING GAMBLING ON PEOPLE'S LIVELIHOOD HORSESHIT

fuck the fucking stock market

i'm probably wrong about some view in there but i'm too busy being annoyed

how's your tesla running?

Not as well as my massive portfolio of Tesla stocks.

I've made several thousand dollars this year on Tesla stocks.

Also, Roku is on fire. And I have had good luck with Sunpower and BYD as well.

Clean tech and energy is the future

I figure best case is there's a 10% chance of him dying. If you're 75+ that's an 11% fatality rate. BMI over 30 is 3x chance of death. Trump is 74 with estimated BMI of 30.5. Sorry if I already posted this

Strangely, people called this in May. They said he'll mysteriously test positive in October and weasel out of the debates. If I'm putting my tin foil hat on for a second, the timing is rather convenient there. If they cut his mic when he interrupts, he loses, due to being an ignorant baboon.

But in all likelihood, he will recover, and then use this to further the narrative that its all a big nothing.

One other glimmer of hope is that Senator Mike Lee tested positive. Might have to delay the SCOTUS hearing, as they already lacked votes:
https://www.nytimes.com/live/2020/10...he-coronavirus

Unfortunately Ivanka and Barrett tested negative.

i can only imagine the shit TOC would be posting in here if he wasn't banned

so far this is my favorite episode of the presidency

Lolololo

I would argue that wishing a fascist a speedy recovery is actually NOT the moral high ground

— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) October 2, 2020

i just hope hope is ok. i would follow her into fascism happily

We will get through this TOGETHER!
(in separate locations)

Reasons why he might be off to Walter Reed:
- it won't leak there like the White House does
- going while he's still okay means not needing to go if and when he isn't

What else?

He can get all the fun and weird experimental injections quicker and more discrete (nobody seen carrying suitcases full of baby blood cocktails across the White House lawn)

Kellyanne Conway has tested positive

i am sick! WE will get through this TOGETHER! You're all in this with me, losers!

can't wait for the next debate though

"YOUR MOM IS A WHORE!"
-"the correct term is 'sex worker' you baboon. Your mother is an actual whore though"

voters: "wow great point, I've changed my mind"

Twitter: hey we know you get death threats all the time but don’t send Trump death threats or we’ll ban you, ok