let's just talk about how wonderfully gay Kristen and her new GF are

they look rich and smelly

ur dad's smegma is rich and smelly

just like fullofatook, thanks to his mommy and daddy

400 bucks to blow tim?

my dad gets to watch

I bet they don't use deodorant! I'm OK with that ;)

ur such a cliché

second pic is missing liquid in a cup

it must be just out of frame

I appreciate when people are wonderfully gay. Like, if you're going to be gay, do it properly for chrissakes. None of this half-assed cromulently gay nonsense.

Sophie, we accept you for your gayness and all, but could you please perform your orientation in a way that meets Yo Soy standards? Please conform your personality to something she personally finds less stereotypical, perhaps by taking up an interesting in sea-shell collecting or something. Since you lack the benefit of invisible cisexuality, it is only fair that we place more scrutiny on your gender and orientation performance.

If you can meet this request, you will be well on your way to being wonderfully gay.

was a cliche before transitioning to sophie tho

pero w/ a bike n l'il hat

Why do you always have to pick on someone?



waits to get reamed

Riding bikes is so unoriginal. They were invented like, what, 800 years ago, and the only difference today is that the front wheel isn't all big and stupid-looking anymore?

And everyone at school already knows that the only reason Sophie rides a bike is because I started doing it. Stop copying me or I'll tell mom.

ya srsly riding a bike is no big deal and it's not an identity. you're just riding a bike. thank you for saying that.

I haven't been on a bike in two years.

The cool kids here all ride electric scooters

beers with bikers etc. ad nauseum

vs

omg i love to m'bate. here's me with my wabbit. etc.

tell us how you really feel

shut the fuck up lorne

my feet hurt from our walk to walgreen's

you went for a walk with rbg?!?

Well, I guess you're in luck, because being a miserable and mean-spirited curmudgeon is one.

cool hat

i ain't different than y'all \o/

it's true, some of you are horrible people as well

When did we become a board that discusses the private lives and sexuality of celebrities in lieu of any reference to their craft, though?

yeah for real!

Since now. This is the first time.

Also there was a successful pale princess celeb gossip thread a few years back.

for the love of god... are we STILL not thinking of the celebrities???

:D Spot the Celeb :D

Not gonna lie, I've had a thread titled Eight Times Wanda Sykes was Extra and Literally Wonderfully Gay waiting in the pipeline for us to become exactly this type of board.

Looks like a Pedophile choir

Say what?!?

I'll have you know that these theologians are clean men. Just like Paul's grandpa.

that's not paul's grandfather

I know paul's grandfather and that's not him

Well, you, sir, are wrong. Paul himself says, "He's my grandfather," and later, "He's very clean."