shame me: the ask me anything ripoff
 

this doesn't happen very often, take your best shot

Is it even worth it anymore? What is this life and why should we keep engaging with it?

And for the love of Job make it convincing pls

And furthermore

The record I was listening to just ended. What should I listen to next?

1. what's your favorite sandwich

2. will the universe end in heat death or implosion

3. what's cooler birds or fish

4. do you have a favorite kitchen utensil

5. do you believe that everything can ultimately be explained with science

Did u ever consider the ways in which your rampant abuse of power and resulting feud with beloved boarder smashingjj might very well tear this tight-knit community apart at the seams?

Ok so. In a few short decades or shorter, we will not have this choice to engage anymore.

That's the best I can come up with with why to engage, because this is the only chance you'll get, and whether you do or not you'll cease to have consciousness shortly

so why not? or why? or why not?

also death is painful, generally

not looking forward to it. but also i really want it.

What’s your deal anyway?

1. i don't have a motherfucking favorite sandwich

2. heat death

3. birds. i'm sorry but flying is better than swimming, but maybe this is just because i can swim and not fly and i am jealous

4. first thing that came to mind was a fork. simple, yet simple

5. everything has a scientific explanation, yes. even if that explanation is somehow there's a god (Which there's not), i don't think that explanation would be outside of science, just science as we know it

Am I asking too many questions?

that's just how i roll

idk a lot of fucked up shit happened to me and i've been in therapy for a decade and also am kinda smart i guess so i'm a smart person with very little emotional range and a fractured ptsd psyche and yeah that's my deal

am i giving too many answers?

The way I see it you’ve given one too few

Which leads me to my next question

Why have you skipped one of my questions?

i've been listening to bill wurtz on spotify for some reason. he is interesting but also its not really normal music so i dont know man

play some motherfucking britney spears or something

that was an accident i assure you

What inspires you?
How do you deal with loneliness?
What is one goal that you feel like you will never achieve?
What are you most proud of?
What happens when we die?
What are you drinking?

Came in here 2 ask this

1. that people care about things and maybe i can too

2. my cat

3. having a romantic relationship with someone i trust

4. being alive, i guess

5. the end

6. i got this aldi hard root beer shit and i had one of these left



but i found out they are a shitty company so that's the last one

The music cured my disease

How could you do this Bill Wurtz thing to me right now

do you think this board rules??

who era of it have you enjoyed the most?

6. do you ever worry you are a boltzmann brain?

7. cream cheese or sour cream

8. what's the best sp album cover

9. do you ever wear open-toed shoes and what are your feelings on them

10. do you have a favorite color and if so can you say what it is please

pure love

i mean not especially no, but it's my shitty board, you know?

the board kept me going kind for a while, from like 2012-2017 or so. i can't really put it into eras. like there's pre-me-posting era which is like before 2006. then i was crazy for a while through like 2010, then i've become less crazy over time

i do miss you posting more and luke de spa and some other posters but i guess i don't really break it into eras so much

thank you for the questions

6. not really. i'm quite sure i don't know what i am except some electrical impulses

7. cream cheese

8. ummm mcis i guess

9. all the fucking time, i live in florida. i wear teva sandals and they last forever and are comfortable AS FUCK. but like, not the ones with a million straps. just one toe strap thing. i get mens ones, they are like $60 and i've had my current pair for at least 5 years. the only time i dont wear them is when it's raining or i'm going to a job site

10. grey is my favorite color