So this is the latest joke thread, huh.


Curious.

yeah wtf, quit ruining the board guys

serious topics only.

& you better not deviate from them, we have people who take that none too lightly around here

get a load of this guy and his "sarcasm" :rolleyes:

your inane suspicions are exactly the kind of thing that are ruining not only our precious threads, but our beloved board as well

have you no shame???

nope! and neither do these hip dudes:

I never made a joke in my life.

My life is the joke.

“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.”

:(

but men deserve to be the butt of every joke

hey moby dick was written like 20,000 years ago ok

Ishmael can suck my dick

um, can we go back to talking about TheJoey please...

no wait. labelle you don't like moby dick? 4 real? why?!?

zal ik jou eens even lekker in je bek schijten

of heb je al poep
poep in je hoofd

gob beb dirl zela skeebish?

i'm afraid TheJoey does not speak this language & therefore this thread is getting woefully off-topic

i demand a full, uncompromising return as well as a complimentary reach-around credit for TheJoey at once

BUAETIFUL

WHY JUST 5 SECONDS THO

that's 6 times less than it takes to get to mars

actually, at the speed of light it would take approximately 5 minutes to get to Mars.

realistically tho we can't send matter that fast and with current technology we're looking at 6-8 months

to get to mars in 30 seconds one would have to be traveling like 10 times the speed of light lmao NOT POSSIBLE

tell that to Jared Leto

bullshit

exactly

like rbg knows it better than jared litho

Jared Lithograph

rbg doesn't even own an island.

RBG doesn't even have his own cult, the coward.

i bet my man heath ledger knew and respected the laws of physics

how the fuck do you know

define "island"

I'm waiting

"An island or isle is any piece of sub-continental land that is surrounded by water. " From wikipedia.


What you have is an isthmus.

I would be asking myself "isthmus worth it" before I smack you across the mouth

Beffen Island

i talked to Jared Leto & he told me the band name is actually short for "30 Seconds to Mars Marola"

must've been real close!

Where's the proof of ownership

satellite view reveals this to be a series of manmade landforms spelling out T-A-Y

all the proof i need