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smashingjj 04-13-2020 05:14 AM

Welcome to our newest member, TheJoey
 
hang the fuck on, we just had ourselves a relatively new Joey.

Who the fuck are you and how do you think you're gonna add anything constructive or even slightly entertaining to what the other one already posts?

I don't like you, Joey. I got my eyes on you. And keep in mind that I have some, let's say, powerful friends. How unfortunate would it be if there was an 'accident' bestowed on you.

smashingjj 04-13-2020 05:22 AM

the joey

the sheer fucking arrogance

smashingjj 04-13-2020 05:57 AM

he's probably white

smashingjj 04-13-2020 05:57 AM

probably voted for Hillary

FoolofaTook 04-13-2020 07:29 AM

Picking a fight with your own alt. The cheek of this fellah!

:noway:

Disco King 04-13-2020 07:41 AM

*Ahem* I believe this is our third Joey.

FoolofaTook 04-13-2020 08:03 AM

You mean smashingjj's third alt (four if you count mals)?

MyOneAndOnly 04-13-2020 10:58 AM

probably a Bot

Joey Goldberg 04-13-2020 11:00 AM

i'd just like to say i am very uncomfortable with this and would like to motion for "TheJoey" to either enter a full-on interrogation or simply be banned without question

only redeeming trait would be if he turned out to be Karl Connor

as it is, i have strong suspicion it's merely one more ploy of that devious rat bastard (you know the one)

duovamp 04-13-2020 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4538701)
hang the fuck on, we just had ourselves a relatively new Joey.

Who the fuck are you and how do you think you're gonna add anything constructive or even slightly entertaining to what the other one already posts?

I don't like you, Joey. I got my eyes on you. And keep in mind that I have some, let's say, powerful friends. How unfortunate would it be if there was an 'accident' bestowed on you.

If you don’t knock it off and straighten up I’ll suck your cock and Joey’s, asshole.

FoolofaTook 04-13-2020 11:45 AM

:eek:

You'll suck Joey's cock or Joey's asshole? Maybe both?

FoolofaTook 04-13-2020 11:50 AM

Before consulting the commentary on a passage, take time to read the biblical text in your preferred version in a slow, careful, intelligent, and prayerful manner. Pay attention to the words, the flow of thought, and the literary style. Appreciate the beauty of the presentation. The truth in the text is often expressed through its poetic forms. Read with ethical sympathy and love. (We should not read the Bible with prejudices against other people but rather to find the truth). Use your reason and intelligence with humility to understand the Word of God and be open to new and surprising meanings of the text. Confront your own understanding of the text with that of your fellow believers. Ask God for the Holy Spirit to help you in this exercise of receiving His Word.

Joey Goldberg 04-13-2020 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4538720)
*Ahem* I believe this is our third Joey.


pale_princess 04-13-2020 03:14 PM

maybe it's a baby kangaroo

smashingjj 04-19-2020 11:30 PM

I needed some time to consider that option but I've come to the conclusion that yes, maybe it is a baby kangaroo.

Joey Goldberg 04-19-2020 11:38 PM

well they haven't posted yet so fuck it, as far as anyone concerned TheJoey is absolutely a kangaroo

redbreegull 04-19-2020 11:46 PM

marsupials am i right

smashingjj 04-19-2020 11:48 PM

haha yeah me and dirk geek out to distant chugs of beer. over there dude, thewidowwakemymindisthebestsongeverwrittenbywillia mpatrickcorgan , sorry haha my finger slipped. anyway i like a good rock solo, the one in the boys are back in town is neat and tidy, lacking on the fucksakeicantevengoadaywithoutblastingteargardenin thebackyardnakedwithacanteloperestingnearby, fuck sorry gotta go my wrist is slippy with this cream of feta milkshake.

Later toolafalkook and ram!!!??

redbreegull 04-19-2020 11:57 PM

la dolly vita my dude

yo soy el mejor 04-20-2020 11:25 AM

dude sounds like a kangaroo

topleybird 04-20-2020 11:30 AM

Mods please change the title to "Welcome to our newest member, HKUNoiq"

TheJoey is yesterday's news and is no longer welcome here

HKUNoiq is my friend now

yo soy el mejor 04-20-2020 11:31 AM

that looks like latin for how you doin'?

LaBelle 04-20-2020 12:22 PM

So many newly registered people but none that posts here.

smashingjj 04-20-2020 12:29 PM

ok who the FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT, PAVEMENTTUNES!

smashingjj 04-20-2020 12:31 PM

"Welcome to our newest member, HKUNoiq"

smashingjj 04-20-2020 12:32 PM

brave enough to edit my thread titles, huh? but are you brave enough to post a new thread? huh? didn't think so.

LaBelle 04-20-2020 12:35 PM

Illuminati confirmed

smashingjj 04-20-2020 12:37 PM

i stand corrected, this must have been reprise94.

have something to say for yourself, resize?

LaBelle 04-20-2020 12:41 PM

I'm placing my bets on vaginakick they will be a fine addition to the 'phoria roster

smashingjj 04-20-2020 12:48 PM

bring back wondercunt


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