guh i need paper for my printer for skool. :[

printin' on toilet paperrrrrrrrrrrr BOOYAKASHA

as long as I can charge my vibrator I'll be OK

Cool!! I've recently discovered the endless crafts possible with paper plates. Time to get more educational. The weather is still so cold, so we're making and cleaning messes quite a bit. She'll be 3 in the later part of the summer, so she's right in the middle of that 0-6 range.

The drastic change in our usually active schedule has led to a LOT of 4 and 5 AM mornings recently. And less naps and later bed times. My mother has been sick 5 times this winter, and is still recovering from ANOTHER round of strep, and I've been coordinating and caring for her, as well. I'm actually feeling pretty overextended right now, which is the opposite of bored. So that's a positive?

..................................by trying to take over the world

honestly i'm just masturbating a lot and watching old hollywood movies.

at the same time or sequentially?

use your imagination...

*runs to bedroom*

ew

how old you talkin'? I saw Man With the Golden Arm the other night which was a pr cool Sinatra + Kim Novac picture that dealt with something you don't see much in 1950s films: heroin addiction

qwerty was right this is excellent. also it has shelley duvall. :blush:

Hi, I'm Shelley Duvall.

Yeah and I'm Percy Bysshe.

To quote a certain dearly departed Fuzzwad: Get outta here.

apparently by having flashbacks

this staying inside all the time is fucking with me

my cat is great though, always wants to cuddle. therapy cat for real

40s & 50s mostly. Stuff like Roman Holiday, A Place in the Sun, His Girl Friday, All That Heaven Allows and An Affair to Remember for example.