what isn't a smashingjj shenanigan by this point? lord knows he runs at least half the accounts on this site, including of course my own

hey foofytook, what did you think of my audio documentary?

It was wonderful. Your cats are wonderful. You are wonderful.


Yes.

It's the death of Mals. Board just hasn't been the same since his demise.

I'm bad 2 the bone and so are my cats.

There was a particular Olive Garden in my hometown where, word was, a student from my highschool who worked as a cook became disgruntled sufficiently to shoot his semen into the alfredo sauce, sickening his ex-gf’s entire family, including particularly her grandma, who even died.

Concurrent with the emergence of this tale, the location was closed for health violations, this is verifiable. Truth or falsity aside, ive always wondered if visions of jizzy alfredo made it outside our town and off to other cities, to become parking lot tales for a new generation

I've heard a similar story about the sour cream of the Taco Bell in Walla Walla.


Just some urban myth bs.

def heard that, but i always ordered marinara-based food items @ OG

i dated a guy w/ the middle named alfredo because his mom loved chicken alfredo

his full name?

Chicken Alfredo Sauce

though we knew him as karl "steve" dave

i preferred ratbastardkarl, myself

his first name was christian so it did sound like chicken

i've said too much

The closest Olive Garden is over 30 miles away.
The closest Red Lobster is 133 miles away.
I'm not mad about it.

I knew a Casey "KFC" Double Down Sandwich Hoover

His mom said the name was a weird coincidence

Even the nearest Burger King is 20 miles away.
I don't see quite as many overweight people here, especially not kids.

I knew a guy who went by "Big Will Ham Bone"....he died of a heart attack in his 20s. :(

Can you actually get sick from ingesting sperm, though? I didn't think so, but then, I've never tried the stuff!

If the grocery stores end up closing, I might have to give it a go.

like anything, the danger's in the quantity

speaking of which, i found this blamonet avatar:


blamonet.com is back, by the way, i was recently informed.

oh my

i can't remember who made that

twasnt me!

jeepers creepers
where'd ya get those peepers

re: the blamo news i'm not sure whether to say wow! or why?

Oh damn, they must have at least seven or eight people there

See you later, has-beens

By now I've cleaned literally everything in my house - inside the cabinets, appliances, walls, windows. Yeah. It looks great in here but I definitely need a new project. I've done so much art with my little one and she is over it. Everything but the essential stores have closed. I've been getting a lot of mileage out of hopscotch! I need more ideas before the dread sets in.

With Nerf guns, naturally, for the tykes

Unless

-write a letter to or draw a pic for nana/anyone
-teach her how to play chess or checkers
-record a song together
-paint some rocks
-draw each other
-teach her how to cook something
-tell her to entertain herself and see what happens
-diorama!
-make a puppet
-teach her how to balance the books

- start preparing her for the LSAT

yesterday i typed up four of our recipes on the typewriter. we have a lot of loose-leaf papers with printed recipes and some are stained from sauce and years of wear so i'm typing up the stuff we've made recently that we really like and things we've always made on the reg. woo.

today i will do the same, but i'm currently avoiding applying for graduate school and a scholarship. i only need to complete the writing sample, but i keep getting up to clean the restroom every time i get started.

ah man, good one.

hey, ilp, the content on this site is free while schools are still closed: https://circletimefun.com/

it's for 0 - 6 year olds, though, and i don't know how old your kid is

made tamales yesterday. it's getting bad, y'all.