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what hateful big-goated views has smashingvajay ever posted?

I've never seen him post a picture of a cute dog, for starters.

i haven't seen you post dogs either, big man

big man on campus

SICK man, SICK man, SICK man, SICK MAN

My dog died a little over a year ago. Hey! Thanks, asshole! (runs from thread crying)

I could post some pics of my neighbors' dog, whom I am currently in a relationship with, but I don't like to post other people/pups without their consent first. And explaining what a Smashing Pumpkins message board is to someone not in the know is too exhausting and embarrassing.

Your in a relationship with a dog.

:erm:

The dog has better breath than your dad.

Sorry/not sorry

Took, is *this* how you're going to entertain yourself during the pandemic? I worry about you sometimes.

Getting really really drunk

Yeah, Took has that effect on a lot of people.

Since employee health won't let me in the building for at least four weeks, I plan to do some international traveling, catch up on some dining at restaurants I've always wanted to try, and attend as many meet-up group functions as possible.

the better (or more fun) angle imo would be asking how many neighbors you're in this current relationship with - would make for one hell of a story thread, actually!

good ol' internet message board story thread

classic ppb3

or whatever

I will not stand for this! My father is a clean man!

Apologize immediately!

i'm sorry that your father's breath smells worse than the neighbour's dog's.

Will I ever go to Olive Garden again?

As I understand it, for their unlimited breadsticks, you have to kind of dance with the takeout deliverer, sounding a large gong and ducking back into your car when you run out of them, waiting for the guy to come drop off 20 more, then coming back outside the restaurant and picking them up off the ground like an animal

I got food poisoning from Olive Garden in 2011. Haven't been back since. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

You saying the dog isn't clean?

SPECIESIST BITCH!

you need to calm the fuck down bro

yeah u need to get out more, FG

So I can contract and then spread the coronavirus?

SPECIESIST BITCH!

Or are you saying I need to go to Olive Garden more?

yo soy, what's your fav Olive Garden album?

uh oh someone learned a new word ^

so you guys are going to fight in two separate threads?

:apopcorn:

it follows

(it = FG)

Wait, there are two separate threads?

...Olive Garden?

You don't understand Took. yo soy and I are good friends from way back. This is just how we show our affection for one another.

hey FG, what did you think of my audio documentary?

I see you watching, MetfoSah. Feel free to step in and contribute at any time.

Interesting:

Sounds like typical smashingjj shenanigans. PC culture rub amok!

You've been pretty feisty lately, FLobes. First all the beefin' with Run2Pee. Then this ceaseless strife with Y S E M. Finally, my dad says you've been a veritable firebrand in the sack.

What gives?