What if there’s only one slice of pickled jalapeño left in the jar?
 

Do you throw it away or put it back in the refrigerator?

Please understand that simply eating it is, unfortunately, not an option

I'd simply eat it.

Oh.

I made space for an extra sliced pickle in my sandwich last week. Waste not; want not.

I find ratios to be a very important of often overlooked part of meal preparation

That's great, Y S E M! I support you! You're awesome!

:)

Somebody ought to put a graph together representing the rate at which the natural jalapeño sabores give way to the briny regret of being duped by a siren.

I would eat the one slice of pickled jalapeño left in the jar or put it on a pizza.

Personally, I'd put it back

If I took one more jalapeño than I wanted, I'd not enjoy eating it. This just feels like a slightly preferable form of waste I think

But then I might get yelled at by one of you "just eat it" types

Supposing I lived with one at the time

It's a hard world for little things

Six foot ten dude with a magnificent man mane down to his ankles and broad shoulders conflicted over whether he should eat a slice of jalapeno. :noway:


Why don't you go outside and cut down a tree or something?

I'll throw it away.

not really what i'd do, but I think it'll benefit the thread.

Put it back and make it understood to all parties that I would, within the next couple days, construct a perfect mini-nacho comprising one chip, the jalapeno, two black beans, etc.

Alternatively, given that it's pickled, it probably doesn't need refrigeration and can be hidden in a safe location until the need for it arises

In the presence of a second jar — purchased with all the forethought of one that takes a jalapeño-based diet rather seriously — might we consider the sole survivor of that initial extirpation for a reintroduction programme of sorts?

Am I the only one who gives up three or four words into every Buzzard sentence?

Am I the only one who gives up after three or four thrusts into Took's father?

Plz, buzzy. My father is a clean man!

You’ve done it again you magnificent bastard

Oh I see whose side you're on.

That's it, I'm done with this board!

Au Renoir, fools!

why the fuck would you soil a brand new jar of delicious jalapeños with an old boy you could give a true, honorable sendoff in its own right?

by which of course I mean, the option you have so cruelly taken from us: simply eating it

maybe take the "simply" out of the equation & prepare a full-on meal motivated entirely out of the respect and honoring of this one, pickled slice of jala

Mal à la tête is a fun phrase to say

Also je joue. It sounds like what it means you know?

Can there be a misery loftier than mine?

Splash the juice in the jar into your eyes and ask me again

À quoi je joue ? Je joue de la guitare.

peppers are gross, this would never happen to me. go fuck yourself

NEVER!