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-   -   What if there’s only one slice of pickled jalapeño left in the jar? (http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=187737)

Joey Goldberg 03-06-2020 04:28 PM

maybe take the "simply" out of the equation & prepare a full-on meal motivated entirely out of the respect and honoring of this one, pickled slice of jala

Alice 03-06-2020 04:28 PM

Mal à la tête is a fun phrase to say

Alice 03-06-2020 04:29 PM

Also je joue. It sounds like what it means you know?

Alice 03-06-2020 04:33 PM

Can there be a misery loftier than mine?

topleybird 03-06-2020 05:46 PM

Splash the juice in the jar into your eyes and ask me again

myosis 03-06-2020 05:46 PM

À quoi je joue ? Je joue de la guitare.

topleybird 03-06-2020 05:50 PM




FoolofaTook 03-06-2020 08:48 PM


reprise85 03-06-2020 11:22 PM

peppers are gross, this would never happen to me. go fuck yourself

Cool As Ice Cream 03-07-2020 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4532366)
In the presence of a second jar — purchased with all the forethought of one that takes a jalapeño-based diet rather seriously — might we consider the sole survivor of that initial extirpation for a reintroduction programme of sorts?

NEVER!

buzzard 03-07-2020 04:30 AM

Right as I return home full of Rochefort, mussels and "frites," too.

Cool As Ice Cream 03-07-2020 12:27 PM

that's just like pouring the rest of your previous/old beer into the new one.
ugh.
it's a free country, i guess.

Cool As Ice Cream 03-07-2020 12:50 PM

I DONT WANNA FIGHT
EVRY SINGLE NITE

ilikeplanets 03-07-2020 01:32 PM

I'm throwing that shit out. Wtf are you gonna do with ONE slice? I'm still angry about the time I opened my fridge and found ONE slice of turkey left in the package. Don't do that.

Alice 03-07-2020 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4532428)
peppers are gross, this would never happen to me. go fuck yourself

FUCK YEAH LET’S FIGHT ABOUT IT PEPPERS RULE LOSER

Alice 03-07-2020 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream (Post 4532464)
that's just like pouring the rest of your previous/old beer into the new one.
ugh.
it's a free country, i guess.

That’s an absurd comparison. YOU’RE ABSURD

Alice 03-07-2020 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4532481)
I'm throwing that shit out. Wtf are you gonna do with ONE slice? I'm still angry about the time I opened my fridge and found ONE slice of turkey left in the package. Don't do that.

There’s another jar of jalapeños coming any day now. When it arrives, I’ll use the one old one in addition to a few of the new ones. YOU ARE ALSO ABSURD

Alice 03-07-2020 02:17 PM

THIS WHOLE BOARD IS ABSURD

Cool As Ice Cream 03-07-2020 04:43 PM

i don't know jalapeno slices or pickled jalapenos or whatever, but i don't think i'd have a problem with one slice/pepper in a jar.
i'd probably eat it, though.
adding it to a fresh jar is a no-no.

reprise85 03-08-2020 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler (Post 4532486)
FUCK YEAH LET’S FIGHT ABOUT IT PEPPERS RULE LOSER

there is no kind of pepper i like. some i can deal with, like a little bell pepper in something. i can deal with, but don't really like, some dishes with pepper-flavor (like habanero chicken wings or something). but 100% of the time i'd prefer something having nothing to do with peppers.

peppers fucking suck

i've changed my mind on lots of foods, and can at least tolerate them. like tomatoes. and onions.

peppers, on the other hand, i've always hated and continue to hate.

fuck peppers.

i also am not a fan of pepper, the spice. but that's just a coincidence.

smashingjj 03-08-2020 04:58 PM

psh.

PEPPERS UBER ALLES

reprise85 03-08-2020 08:44 PM

peppers are the worst food

Joey Goldberg 03-08-2020 11:13 PM

wow i've spotted the yankee

reprise85 03-09-2020 05:41 AM

i'm from south florida so i guess so

also this is your daily reminder that peppers suck

smashingjj 03-09-2020 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4532535)
peppers are the worst food

you probably think that's ok because you're white

Joey Goldberg 03-09-2020 10:29 AM

that statement is fully & sadly applicable here

vixnix 03-09-2020 09:54 PM

I would add an extra slice to the meal and have a one-off, too-spicy meal, and consider it my day's adventure and a reason to take it a bit easier on my walk (having already engaged in a physical challenge of sorts, that day)

One jalapeño is not make or break, to me. Just...a challenging variation

slunken 03-11-2020 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4532331)
Waste not; want not.

Most based answer.

Alice 03-22-2020 01:33 PM

In the end, I've simply eaten it

Cool As Ice Cream 03-23-2020 03:37 AM

SIMPLY?!?


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