The Pointless Thread
 

Thread is a circle

Took to thread.

wait then what are the other threads

Pizza threads.

Pizza is also pointless.

aaaaaaand that's why you don't put pineapple on pizza.

Cute butt bouncing in the air.

Depends on how you slice it.

Even if you're one of those weirdos who slices it into squares, there's still a point. Or two.

Took to thread.

I don't slice my pizza, I fold it and eat it.

I take mine intravenously, so there's always a point. And definitely a few clots.

I hate it when somebody goes to take a sip of wine and you see their tongue come up as if to receive it.

I hate people who put their teeth on the glass as if they're biting it.

Chuck Berry liked when people would...

You know what? Not going there.

Sounds like an overly succinct imperative one might expect while performing orchard work in the outback.

Where there are just tonnes of berries growing, yeah.

I don't say this lightly, but it feels like the board could hit a crisis point if I don't speak up here: I believe you are both liars

There would be no point in lying about this.

That's exactly what a liar would say.

Threads where we decide upon important problems.

talk about pointless:

A pointless thing: I think Brandon Wardell is the biggest fuckboy I've spent longer than 3 seconds listening to. I'm not fully committed to enjoying him, though.

I have been making a conscious effort to point less. apparently it's rude

It's carnaval in brazil, y'all missed out on the good times yet again.

hi

I went to a Halloween party and they had someone doing this shit, and also a little person clown. This was yes, pointless, but the clown lady seemed... maybe not exploitative, but it was kinda fucked up. They weren't even treating her like a person, but a weird/cool 'thing'. I did not take a picture.