but how 'bout them egg whites?

There are only two people on the internet: you, and me pretending to be everyone else

are you sure you didn't overwrite it somehow? because i see no deleted posts in this thread, i see one deleted post this year and it was jj deleting his own post

I demand to see that smashingjj post.

This is Hillary and her emails all over again.

Serious inquiry about bombing 8k posts. Redoing everything is always such an enticing concept.

I'm trying.

I didn't check ip adresses, it's pretty obvious to me who this is.

I'm pretty curious too.

It's-a me Mario!

fun fact: It's-a me Mario is an anagram for Marisa Tomei

gotta be slunken.

Ouch.

Ow!

well does anyone know who this asshole is yet or what?

god how great was it when this was the biggest problem we had in our fucking lives & not COVID-19359IDIDCovenant The Revenant starring Leo DiCaprio

i hope some of y'all clicked play on this phat bitch 'cause my god it's a jam for the ages

but anyway, to wrap this thread up nicely (& mods, feel free to collab w/ Run to Me in the closing of this thread) i'm going to give you all an answer

& that answer is this:






























It's clearly Moby.

i don't believe that is correct.. i don't remember exactly how i came to believe what i believe, but i believe it is someone else

The lad gives of the vibe that he’s a kind of Amish Rake Fighter

I didn't know this was a mystery to anyone

One regular on the board stopped posting and then like two days later Joey appeared with the exact same posting style, frequency, and banter with Took in every thread

gotta be slunken

or just one of my alts

He's clearly Moby

Ouch!

sorry, that wasn't a reponse to your post, I just stubbed my toe on a nearby table corner after hitting the quote button

the real question isn't "Who is Joey Goldberg," anyway

it's What the hell happened to Karl Connor???

Okay guys, I've narrowed down who Joey might actually be to these 4 people:

Moby-The frontrunner, he is bitter that The Bald Lord Corgan has a message board dedicated to his music and wants to convince SP fans that he is true Lord of Baldness.

Kenny Aronoff-He is feeling nostalgic for the good old days in which he dressed like a Tour de France biker and maniacally pounded the drums during the Adore tour.

Some guy actually named Joey Goldberg-boring, but we have to consider all the possibilities here.


And the most shocking possibility...


Mr. James Yoshinobu Iha himself-James always had an interesting sense of humor and an air of mystery. Could the enigmatic Joey Golberg be our boy James?