FUZZY BAN FUCKING
 

JESUS DIED FOR OUR SKINS

my foreskin died for Jesus

that is, if a medical necessity is Jesus.

I live in a part of town where there is a circumcision 'clinic'

Your foreskin died because you wore an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time.

I go there every day. free foreskin soup, holla

Mine too :(

Never thought of it that way

THANKS DAD

also an essential foreskin soup ingredient

The best thing my father did for me was not allowing me to be circumsised.

Anyways, mods pls ban HerVelvetSpleen.

mine died for my vagina

that's a much better thing to die for

pussy is god

and I love it

you're insufferable as you've always been

yoy so, please don't hijack my thread.

How does it feel living in a post-fuzzy utopia?

Follow-up question: who's going to masturbate today in his honor?

I'm always masturbating in his honour

This is now a fascist free zone

an end of an era, i don't think "sad" is the right word, but i'm oddly something

mhmm foreskin soup


this thread was made for me

"When the rotten roses are removed from the garden, the fools will quickly make their way back in."

- Ezekial 3:19

Ooh, a necktie with a leather jacket.

What a way to post your faves and tips.

post-punk af

GothDad Spring/Summer 2020 Lookbook

the aesthetic distracts from the bald head

Hey! That's not a real bible quote, asshole!

Says the person who can't even properly capitalize the Word of God.

'Tis a pity (Hey is a whore)

Unban FuzzyRoes. Bring him back. I dont want to live in a world where that gentleman, tough minded realist, scholar, maker of merry can denied his voice-here

He can repent of past mischief and break an new angelic presence for all who will suckle at his teat of wissdom

yeah

exactly

signed!