PICTURE IT!

Dammit, where's Took when you need him?

Mods, pls ban Took.

As someone whose relationship with this board is 99% gawking, I can verify that this is true. His posts are crazy-making and I'm going to disagree that he's easy to debunk. Of course everyone knows he's an idiot, but he thinks he's a genius no matter what anybody says to him. I actually considered making a kind and well thought out post about how not everyone finds happiness in the same way in response to all his "following my warped interpretation of the Bible is the true key to happiness" garbage. Then I realized there's no point. He would just respond with some conspiracy theory and :rofl:

I'm aware that my opinion has little sway, but I really just needed to get that off my chest. I refuse to argue with someone whose opinions are just so abhorrent, which is why I'm saying it here. I come here for some Pumpkins nostalgia and some lols and then Fuzzy is like "Jews=Satan".

well to be honest that's mostly other people quoting his twitter, but yes, the discussions are constant

I love that Alex is loud and proud with his Christian faith���� https://t.co/KBT1tCJjqA

— Fuzzy Roes ✝ (@fuzzyroes) February 5, 2020

What's an even darker subbasement to quarantine him to than the Pumpkins discussion subforum? Shad0wland?

Banish fuzzy to Netphoria's Amazon.com link.

Like, no matter he clicks on, he gets directed to Amazon.com.

ban him from the boards and make him live in the United States

Has anybody been, lately?

I'm curious to know what Danny Boy thinks about that Mitthew Romney guy's stance on Trump.

banish him to his own corner of the board, "Fuzzy Roses World," where one only enters if they actually want the... entertainment of a full-on interaction with the fuzz man between Shiny & Oh So Bright releases

^ this is why they pay me the big bucks, btw

You can ban me if you want. I'll take a ban.

I concur with kicking Fuzzy out.

Takes over literally every single fucking thread and everyone always, always falls for it and engages his bullshit.

It's fucking tiresome and stopped being funny a good while back.

you realize if we all just stopped responding to him he'd more than likely just like... leave, right?

I think that's exactly his point? 'joey goldberg'?

it was a general "you," "smashing jj"

a message to :netphoria as a whole

but also, to myself

& Jesus

FUCKING BAN JESUS

Yeah so no one has been able to list any redeeming qualities he has. Ban him.

“We deserve him because we bullied him” and “it’s pathetic if we are bothered by him” are not positive statements. And that’s the best we can come up with.

If all these Smashing Pumpkins Discussions types did their posting on this side of the board, they'd be free of he that ruins all.

Yeah, but then we'd have a bunch of Pumpkin board weirdos over here.

*shudders*

We may figure out what motivates them?

I don't know. I'm a dreamer.

The futile promise of a Machina reissue and closure

Now be nice and don't make me start listing redeeming Sp 2.0 songs

You made that seem like a threat, but just did it anyway. That's unfair.

is he banned yet

...buzzard?

In the end, it was quoting fuzzy that got him banned.

Who would have thought?

Lolololo

But you can’t quote fuzzyroes, i heard that wasn’t allowed around here?

We really ought to move on to more pressing concerns, such as how we're each going to spend the week off when Dade finds out another forum misfit's been ousted.