pete bootygeieg at the local starbucks (i wanted to take some action shots at the maggie daly skating ribbon for an assignment with my digital camera after my therapy appt, but it's wet and foggy).

Indeed.

What is the origin story to this particular rivalry, anyway?

self of steam

My dream was to never get a job again but I’m currently in the process of not realising it

Also omg yes

How did you articulate my dream like this

I laughed about this for a whole day, thank u

Anika Moa understudy?

Close

But not close enough

Is what AM’s people said

:(

How's Wellywood treating you, anyway?

I'm seeing you all decked out in Phoenix merchandise.

It's not too bad! How's Aucks? I flew over some gridlocked northbound traffic last year at 7:30am on a Tuesday morning and was gripped by anxiety...you must live centrally eh. Screw traffic

Haven't been to a single Phoenix game - we're all rugby here at the moment.

It's nice to be back in a city where I don't have to spend time figuring out where I fit in. I feel like I just sort of stepped into place and everybody kind of knew me based on my accent and the way I dress and I didn't have to explain myself, because I'm already in a Wgtn category that they can slot me into. I've missed that

EULOGY CYNICISM ALERT

Nah but seriously don't be a bitter old piece of shit. Dreams aren't memes.

Invent my own gaming console.

and then piss on it.

Putting people in jail who walk slowly in front of other people

and then piss on them.

Pissing on radiohead

Exactly as you'd imagine it, really. Were it not for my commute coming in under fifteen minutes, I'm not sure I'd have the stomach for it.

Wellington is pretty solid, though, for sure. I'd be happy to get sent down. The fact that everybody looks like they're on their way to a Pearl Jam show in 1996 wouldn't really bother me.

Nah it’s pretty lame down here. Everyone’s pretending to cycle up hills on those sad sack electric bikes now. It’s a bit insufferable

At least it's not Lime scooters, uce.

Was going to talk about more of my dead dreams, but this thread has gotten pretty judgmental

I'll probably never be an astronaut at this rate.
:(