i am underwhelmed by sandro perri's new album

That's the spirit

THIRTY-SIX DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

there's not enough chocolate for 36 days of waiting on this thing, the wait is killing me.

Have you been nice this year? There's still time. Check up on your friends. Tell someone you love them. Pay a stranger a compliment

Everybody's right here if you give 'em half a chance

I often say hello or good morning as I pass strangers in the street. Feels pretty decent inside especially when they respond. Some people say this is the time of year to do more though like giving high fives or saying hey that is a nice winter coat.

Oh and also don't forget to be kind to yourself

I saw a lot of new Christmas lights yesterday and they made me feel nice

I wanna watch Klaus but I think I should at least wait until December?

OR SHOUT AT THEM ABOUT WHAT SHITTY PEOPLE THEY ARE, RIGHT BUDDY

YOU BEEN VISITED BY THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE OR WHAT

I'M NOT BUYING IT

IF YOU PEOPLE WEREN'T SUCH TRASH I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT YOU JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU IMPROVE YOURSELVES SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN NEXT YEAR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD YOU ROTTEN LITTLE INGRATE

I LIKE YER FUCKEN COAT THO FUCK YOU

When giving compliments try to choose something that reflects a choice made by the receiver rather than something like a physical trait they were simply born with. This way you'll make them feel twice as nice

And don't forget to say two mean things for every compliment so it doesn't go to their head

I'm afraid I haven't been nice.

Lari pls

Brandon pls

you're a strange one Yo Soy

PLEASE KEEP THIS SHIT OUT OF MY THREAD THANK YOU

WITH ONLY MINOR REVISION THAT POST COULD HAVE BEEN A HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS REFERENCE. DO BETTER NEXT TIME

FUCK YOU

THIRTY-FIVE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

THIRTY-FOUR DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

and on the 33rd day of christmas santa got me a bad smashing pumpkins joke!

let's all kill ourselves

I'm a QUEEN and I'm looking for a GENTLEMAN not a BOY

Sure, you go first

IT'D GIVE US AN ERECTION

THIRTY-THREE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

I AM SANTA CLAUS

WOKE UP. GOT OUTTA BED. PUT A PISTOL TO MY HEAD.