This being a Christmas thread and all there will of course be gifts

Don't forget to show it

GRATITUDE
IS THE FEELING THAT I FELT MOST
WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT I WAS ABOUT TO DIE

I SAY THESE THINGS CAUSE I'D LIKE TO KNOW
IF YOU'RE AS LONELY AS I AM

love the earring. what a subtle touch!

Definitely a big gay daddy polar bear. Rawr, big boi. Beat my bussy uuuuup.

I went out of my way to make a Christmas image for you and I see you have not yet made it your board avatar. This just might be grounds for... I don't know... nemesis-hood

Why does everything have to be preverted with you?

:noway:

i don't know what kind of sick projections you've made onto my non-sexual post, but you can take them right back to whatever dark, perverted crevices they came from you dirty painted man...

Keep going I’m almost there. Tell him he’s a dirty man.

Little Jonny's bumbling sexual comments are more like a child's. He's a poor little rich boy trying to mix things up, ya know. That should def make you cum so hard.

8=D~~~~~~~~

Yes. Put me down harder. Hurt me.

I want more.

No twinks no fems no liberals

This thread is such Eulogy bait.

petition to start a netphoria secret santa

I was seeing advent calendars and Christmas decorations in supermarkets before Halloween.

The countdown has already begun.

You can tell this bear has eaten from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, because he's ashamed of his nakedness

I'm guessing that after Adam and Eve were driven out, G-d considered moving forward with War-Bear People before they fucked up in exactly the same way and were themselves expunged

To the bear He said: “I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; In pain you shall bring forth children and their skins shalls be made into rugs by men, And they shall rule over you.”

FORTY-ONE FUCKING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Where's the Hanukkah thread?? :mad: :mad:

HELL YEAH I LOVE YOUR ENERGY BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS HANUKKAH?

That abomination is as hideous as it is inappropriately sized. You expect me to resize it? You didn't make me a Christmas image. You made me a goddamned chore. FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT MAROLA CAUSE I'M NOT HAVING IT

I'm about to put every single one of you on ignore so I can enjoy my thread in peace

apologies about the size, how's this one?

This message is hidden because Netphoria is on your ignore list.

FORTY DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Tayleure, please.

THIRTY-NINE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Topleybird:

Who do you think you are? I've heard of a catdog but a catbird? Am I supposed to imagine a cat fucking a bird? A bird fucking a cat? Or some other crime against the natural order? Whatever the answer, it SICKENS me. And don't think your complicity in jj's crimes went unnoticed. Speaking of which, you could have seen (WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WAS) one of the best tours of the year. FOR LIKE TWELVE FUCKING DOLLARS. But you didn't. And why? Because you didn't have the right clothes/haircut? What kind of Elphenor grade bullshit is this??? And to make matters worse, I learn that on top of all this you're FUCKING O-BOARD SCUM??? MAY YOUR OWN SHAME HANG YOU. MAY YOUR BATHWATER AND YOUR SOUP BE FOREVER TEPID (YES THAT INCLUDES CHILLED SOUPS [YES I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SORDID LOVE AFFAIR WITH GAZPACHO YOU TWISTED FUCKING DEGENERATE]). MAY YOUR INTERNET VIDEOS BE FOREVER BUFFERING. MAY ALL OF YOUR ASSORTED CHOCOLATES BE COCONUT AND ALL OF YOUR SP BE POST-2007. MAY YOUR CATS RUB THEIR ANUSES ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU SLEEP AND MAY THEY NEVER DIE. MAY YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR LOVED ONES GROW DEEPER AND MORE MEANINGFUL WITH EACH PASSING DAY. MAY YOU ONE DAY WRITE AND ILLUSTRATE THAT CHILDREN'S BOOK AND HAVE IT PUBLISHED. MAY IT BE A ROUSING SUCCESS AND MAY IT INSPIRE FUTURE GENERATIONS TO BE AS GENUINELY KIND AND FUNNY AS YOU ARE YOU DELIGHTFUL FUCKING PRICK

WHO'S A TOTAL MESS NOW MARTINA?