FoolofaTook:

You filthy swine. You resin milk drinking miscreant. You vile Boris loving turncoat. You've all the loyalty of Judas, when it comes to bands and to message boards devoted to bands. Your hair is just okay and Alcest is kind of boring. I don't like you hanging around here being tall. This board is only big enough for one tall person and I'm ready to fight about it. I bet you were wearing lifts in that photo. And don't think I've forgotten about the whole So fiasco. You've the blood of two dead rodents on your hands and I hope the guilt drives you mad. May you be one day repaid in kind. MAY EVERY HAIR FALL FROM YOUR HEAD. MAY ALL YOUR FAVORITE BANDS BREAKUP AND CITE THE DIFFICULTY OF FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST THE NO H JONNYS AS THE REASON. MAY ALL YOUR CANNABIS BE NAUGHT BUT STEMS AND SEEDS. MAY YOU BE SHUNNED AND REVILED BY ALL FATHERS. MAY THE CAT EAT YOU AND MAY THE DEVIL EAT THE CAT. MAY YOU TRAVEL THE WORLD AND FIND JOY IN THE EXPERIENCE OF NEW PLACES AND CULTURES. MAY YOU LIFTED BY THE FRUITS OF YOUR EFFORT AND MAY YOUR LIFE BE STEEPED AT ALL TIMES IN SENESCENCE. YOUR SETLIST IS IN THE MAIL

"All the amplifier worship shit? That’s like the worst thing in the world for us... And it’s like, the world doesn’t need, the world doesn’t even need a first Sleep but, the world definitely doesn’t need two Sleeps... Now it’s like, 'Oh, this sounds like Black Sabbath, but like a shittier version of Black Sabbath.' My fucking dad could listen to this."

ALLELUJAH

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Chri...ht_Eyes_album)



(when I first heard this song a long, long time ago I thought he was trying to say hallelujah so it's theoretically a christmas song)

this one dude on the boris discord said alcest were "wishy-washy"


a month later, i am still reeling

ELEVEN DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

ANY DAY NOW

Can u imagine being a 12-14 year old girl living in a brutally patriarchal society in which u are esteemed as essentially less than property, then you’re visited in the middle of the nite by a glowing male apparition, who tells u you’re about to get pregnant with some sky gods very special boy, and then the angel is just standing there, and u know what happens when u disagree with a man in this world, let alone a man who is essentially a terrifying glowing night burglar, so u say

LET IT BE LET IT BE LET IT BE LET IT BE (whisper words of wisdom) LET IT BE

IN OTHER WORDS JEEBUS CHRIST WAS A RAPE BABY

happy holidays y’all! :)

I want you to know that it's because of you this is happening Run To Me

Wouldn't mind hearing more about that angel tho

This thread is now about the intersection of Christmas and sexual arousal. All posts from here on out are potentially NSFW

How much is too much?

I've never been able to tell

Did I ever tell you losers about the greatest band there ever was?

fuck you shut up

I wish I had gone to one of his Christmas shows

There was a big wheel with song titles on it and he'd spin it and play whatever it landed on

.

The things I wouldn't do for a Sufjan rendition of Jingle Bell Rock

JINGLE BELL TIME IS A SWELL TIME