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duovamp 10-10-2019 02:28 PM

That’s fucking disgusting.

Mals Marola 10-10-2019 02:42 PM

some of y'all really should have listened more to seminal late 90s rock act (& descendants of the gargantuan indie groundswell of The Smashing Pumpkins) Limp Bizkit and their song "No Sex" before taking off those pants again, that time

Mals Marola 10-10-2019 02:42 PM

sounds like instead you did it all for the [some word that starts with n & rhymes with Jack Bates' dad's name, dunno]

Run To Me 10-10-2019 04:58 PM

I had an upstairs neighbor lady who would do it real loud

Made me feel kinda weird, hearing all that, then seeing her in the hall as we passed in our otherwise unspeaking, anonymous acquaintance

Living in little boxes stacked together is just kinda fun isn’t it

Shallowed 10-10-2019 05:48 PM

When I was living in an apartment with my last long-term gf, we had a couple live next door to us, who would often have very passionate, enthusiastic, enjoyable sounding sex. We could hear it through the wall, because their bed was probably right up against the other side of our lounge wall.

She definitely wasn't faking her orgasms. It didn't make us uncomfortable or annoyed, in fact we thought it was so funny that we could often not contain our laughter. It actually kind of aroused both of us, and it made us give each other knowing, blushing looks about it. I think at least one time, it aroused us enough to take each other to bed and fuck right then and there.

Mals Marola 10-10-2019 07:00 PM

The kicker: this woman next door was actually screaming fuzzyroes posts

duovamp 10-10-2019 08:34 PM

That’s fucking disgusting.

MplsTaper 10-11-2019 09:10 AM

Gangster John Herbert Dillinger was diagnosed with gonorrhea in 1924. To make matters worse, he was diagnosed when he was first sent to prison, which must have been a great start to his then-six-year sentence. In John Dillinger: The Life and Death of America's First Celebrity Criminal, biographer Dary Matera describes the treatment as “the painful injection of silver nitrate through the penis into the urethra,” which could have only increased his urge to get out of prison.

Age: Dec. at 31 (1903-1934)

Birthplace: Indianapolis, Indiana


killtrocity 10-12-2019 06:11 PM

What you should do is record it and then blast it back at them outside their door. Some stupid trollop asked r/legaladvice if she could sue a person who did this to her, and all of the lawyers in the thread just made fun of her.

TOTALLY cool and totally legal.

smashingjj 10-14-2019 11:52 AM

Huh?

Mals Marola 10-14-2019 12:40 PM

sounds like a trap to me

the kind of thing you fall for, then come running back here in legal crosshairs to tell killtrocity only to be greeted with
















slunken 10-14-2019 06:27 PM

how many of y'all like sex?

redbreegull 10-14-2019 09:43 PM

I had a partner who said it was just easier for her to get off if she was loud. made sense to me.

Gooch 10-14-2019 11:46 PM

I think most people, gals and guys, find loud females orgasming attractive or positively stimulating. Yet, loud dudes orgasming is weirdly uncomfortable and goofy. Of course there may always be exceptions, yet am I naive to suggest this as generalized fact? I challenge you to prove me wrong...

Shallowed 10-14-2019 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4519907)
I had a partner who said it was just easier for her to get off if she was loud. made sense to me.

you would sleep with someone like this

smashingjj 10-15-2019 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooch (Post 4519911)
I think most people, gals and guys, find loud females orgasming attractive or positively stimulating.

no!

Gooch 10-15-2019 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4519918)
no!

This I thought was a scientific study and a simple “no” is not sufficient.
You must prove me wrong.

Mals Marola 10-15-2019 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed (Post 4519914)
you would sleep with someone like this

you wouldn't?

Mals Marola 10-15-2019 11:38 AM

that's not a jab, btw. i just think it sounds like quite the evening!

redbreegull 10-15-2019 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed (Post 4519914)
you would sleep with someone like this

I've also had partners who could not control their volume and were loud involuntarily *shrug*

FlamingGlobes 11-18-2019 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4519747)
when I stopped paying for sex I went for a STD checkup.

I bet those sex workers were pissed when you didn't pay them for services rendered. Did you ever get sent to a collection agency?

FoolofaTook 11-18-2019 07:48 PM

:cry:


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