Haven’t logged in since 2016.
 

Last time I tried to log in this place was gone!? I figured Paluka or whatever his name is stopped paying the bills. What happened and how long were the boards down? I seriously never thought I’d see this message board again, I thought it was gone for good.

This shit was clean....bc I've had bad trips in the past...but these trips were so enlightening...I transcended. I just wish I could remember what exactly I realized about the universe at that particular moment....now it's long gone. All I remember during my trip was that it was CONSTANT deja vu....really constant....my sister and friends, we were doing the same things saying the same things....everything happened over and over. I think that tripping some how made my consciousness to transcend which enabled me to witness multiple parallel universes. That's the only explanation I can think of.

Oh that’s so horrible! And embarrassing! Only thing anyone remembers about me. �� I’d rather not be remembered lol

we had a brief moment of no longer wanting to wear a bunch of black sp crap and look like freakin marylin manson.

sure we still rocked our pre-mcis gear... but we were going to leave it to the sad machines to look like douche bags. we for one still wanted to bang hot girls and fit into normal society

i don't remember.

don't think they were down for too long?
anyone?

I’m pretty sure it was awhile bc I tried again after waiting a few months and it was still gone... at that point I gave up.

Welcome back!

Thanks duo! Hope all is well with you. Still in Pittsburgh?! Any kids yet? Lol

Yes and no! Maybe in a year or two, but hopefully not sooner. Things are going well here, so far. How's everything going for you?

Great to hear! I’m doing good- I had my second babe this past winter. Enjoying summer but not this crazy heat right now lol. Man netphoria makes me feel old and young at the same time. I really thought it was gone for good. I’m happy to see it’s still here and see familiar faces.

E You`re my wife and my friend and my strength. ... I praise Allah for sending me you my love You found me home and sail with me And I'm .... Lyrics Maher Zain- For The Rest Of My Life, - lyrics and chords Next Song: Insha Allah. ... ماهر زين song of Maher Zain about both husband and wife in Islam (wedding) so nice

So its come to this.

I was bored and horny tonight and in the course of things decided some backdoor action would plus up the usual rub and tug, as it has in the past. I'm no stranger to anal lovin' but in my experience its only been as a bonus to normal penile stimulation. Usually just using a buttplug or something along those lines to intensify a regular sexual act (masturbation, sex). In the past i mostly attributed the increased intensity to the kinky connotation anal play has as opposed to the actual physical stimulations. Don't get me wrong, it feels good to play around back there, but its not really the main event? Like the cherry on top of the sundae, as opposed to the ice cream? I hope that makes sense.

However tonight was a bit different. Having just recently acquired a dildo with a suction cup base, I decided now would be the time to take it for its maiden voyage. After warming up with a few videos and some well lubed hands front and back i stuck the rubber to the wall and backed up onto it.

Now normally, i would just tug one out give a sigh of relief and hit the showers. But having never used a suction cup/wall mounted aid before it ended up posing some interesting challenges. In order to maintain good penetration with the dildo at the height i stuck it to the wall the angle at which i was holding my body didnt allow for any real good access to the penis by the hands. I had to kind of be up on my toes with my heels off the ground. Being a red blooded american man i was indeed too lazy to reposition the dong just yet.

In the course of backing myself onto the thing it became very arousing, more so than ever before from any anal activity. I arched my back so my torso was more upright while still keeping my rear in position for the penetration. I worked back and forth on the dildo feeling more and more arousal harder and deeper and faster up to the point that i thought i could cum from it. I think i was really close to going over the edge but i just couldn't. Exhausted i paused to catch my breath and tried again. And again another each time getting so close to something but not far enough.

During the act my penis went from rock hard to completely soft and everywhere in between and i leaked precum in a pretty steady stream. If i had gotten a reacharound im pretty sure i could have blown a hole in the wall.

So the question for*/r/sex*becomes what the fuck guys? How come no one told me anal was so intense? Has anyone had similar experiences? Any tips for getting over the hump as it were? Also now my butt is sore, but in a good way!

Katie Cole sucks. Listen to how bad she fucks up this intro. Very unproffesional!

Oh my god, congrats! That’s amazing.

PITTSBURGH MORE LIKE SHITTSBURGH

PITTSBURGH SUCKS1

NUKE PITSSBURGH

Post in the drugs thread

So does Pakula still own this or do we have a new king?

GOT EM!

He sold it to Luke and now it’s tied up in probate.

2soon

it was sold to Fuzzy Rose for 100$ CAD, he's such a big SP fan he only posts on the SP board!

I've never been to Pittsburgh, tbh

I'm a fraud

If my name was Todd, it would rhyme with fraud.

Yeah he was married right? Did he leave it to anyone in his will?

Come to think of it, 2016 would have been a good time to stop reading Netphoria ever again

hi ella! the board was down several different times in the past couple years but not for more than a week or so. you must have just got unlucky with times you checked

sounds like you're doing well :)

Wow! It’s so cool to come back here and see familiar faces still posting! How are you going? Still down in Florida?

Who are the regulars here at the moment? Anyone crazy make a comeback that I would’ve missed? I really thought this board was done for sure...i checked prob three different times in the past years and it was gone...

Us worthless sacks of crap and FoolOfaTook are like half the regulars. Yo Soy is still active.

Sounds like a great time to make a comeback then!! LOL