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Netphorian Gadabout 06-20-2019 10:50 AM
Looking for old cock on toast photo
 
Hey, about 15 years ago, there was a pretty common "joke reply" image of a penis on a piece of bread that was fairly ubiquitous on here. Some people called it "cock on toast" but I think the actual image name was specialmeat.jpg.

Wondering if anyone still has it and can post it because I, uhh, need it for, uhh, something.

Thanks.

Mals Marola 06-20-2019 11:42 AM
Fortunately for you, I took a picture of my breakfast this morning

Netphorian Gadabout 06-20-2019 11:57 AM
^^ Funnier if you picked a photo where he was in the gorilla costume. We could've bantered back and forth with several manscaping jokes.

topleybird 06-20-2019 01:27 PM
Hope this helps!

Mals Marola 06-20-2019 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Netphorian Gadabout (Post 4510936)
^^ Funnier if you picked a photo where he was in the gorilla costume. We could've bantered back and forth with several manscaping jokes.
i was unaware of this photo but will take the feedback into consideration for future monte/toast pairings

Skradgee 06-20-2019 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Netphorian Gadabout (Post 4510929)
Wondering if anyone still has it and can post it because I, uhh, need it for, uhh, something.
School project?

Netphorian Gadabout 06-20-2019 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Skradgee (Post 4510946)
School project?
Look, can a guy not just need a photo of a dick on some bread, covered in onions, with a fork hovering dangerously above it ready to plunge into that meaty manhood without having to answer 500 questions? GOSH.

Netphorian Gadabout 06-20-2019 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by topleybird (Post 4510940)
Hope this helps!
Is the gamecube supposed to be the toast?

duovamp 06-20-2019 05:01 PM
It’s the toaster.

Shallowed 06-20-2019 06:19 PM
Wasn't it a piece of bacon that looked remarkably like a dick?

smashingjj 06-20-2019 06:21 PM
I think i might have it on some old hd. Give me a couple days, or weeks, or years, and i will check.

duovamp 06-20-2019 06:21 PM
No it was a dick on a piece of toast. I think it was actually going through the toast because it was semi-erect. It has the appearance of a dismembered penis, but it was still intact.

Shallowed 06-20-2019 06:49 PM
OLD COCK ON TOAST

Netphorian Gadabout 06-21-2019 01:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by duovamp (Post 4510974)
No it was a dick on a piece of toast. I think it was actually going through the toast because it was semi-erect. It has the appearance of a dismembered penis, but it was still intact.
Yeah, with onions and a fork.

smashingjj 06-21-2019 03:11 PM
It was Internets early days. We were its crew and that was our snack of choice.

duovamp 06-21-2019 03:19 PM
“Grab yourself a cock sandwich, and get to work!” we’d say. And that’s exactly what we did.

Eulogy 06-21-2019 04:11 PM
Jesus was that 15 years ago

smashingjj 06-21-2019 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Eulogy (Post 4511045)
Jesus was that 15 years ago
i was already here for 4 years at that point

Mals Marola 06-21-2019 05:07 PM
i was already here for -10 years

Eulogy 06-21-2019 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4511046)
i was already here for 4 years at that point
About the same for me. I registered at 13. Good god.

Eulogy 06-21-2019 05:19 PM
I wonder what kind of damage this place did to my adolescent brain

topleybird 06-22-2019 08:48 PM
Oh hey, I got it this time!

Netphorian Gadabout 06-24-2019 09:09 AM
THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP! I was able to find it elsewhere. Here it is again in all its glory:


nsfw obv

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Netphorian Gadabout 06-24-2019 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4511043)
It was Internets early days. We were its crew and that was our snack of choice.
BACK WHEN SCIENCE WAS REAL CRUDE

duovamp 06-24-2019 09:29 AM
Thread saved. We did it, everyone. Today we declare our independence!

FoolofaTook 06-24-2019 09:46 AM
https://www.peencuisine.com/

Netphorian Gadabout 06-24-2019 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4511295)
This is cock caprese. If there was some toast, it'd be boner bruschetta.

toase 06-24-2019 02:15 PM
that was disappointing, toast needs more cock

Netphorian Gadabout 06-24-2019 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by toase (Post 4511301)
that was disappointing, toast needs more cock
Its all in how you use it.

yo soy el mejor 06-24-2019 08:33 PM
wow man good times


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