How do you think you'll die and why
 

Judging by the amount of close calls I've had, I'm likely going to fall in the shower and break my neck, or crack my skull open when no one else is home and slowly bleed out weeping in agony and fear

How do you think you're going to go out, what makes you think that, and heck, maybe how long do you think you have left

death from over-senescence.

duh.

I’ll make it my business to die in a public place due to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Don’t try and stop me.

I'm immortal.

Fuck.

I have inside the blood of kings.
I have no rivals.
No man shall be my equal.

suicide or murder

because those are just the dice that have been rolled, my dudes

THE DIE IS CAST

It’s always good to know you have a way out.

Definitely a car crash. Because I've been in several, including one this year, and more than one of them could easily have killed me

Ah, "The Mulder," excellent

I think I read about your most recent one, jeeeeeeeeeeez louise that sounded scary

Be safe out there

I'll be moving to a city with good public transit soon and forgoing car ownership. Assuming I survive the next 6-8 months of driving among meth addicts and alcoholics, my hope is that this decision will extend my life somewhat

probably some sudden worsening of a long term health problem that i develop in 2-3 decades. yuck.

Sounds more to me like you've got a natural resistance to dying in car crashes. It will probably be ALS.

probably cancer
possibly heart attack or suicide

The devil will probably get me somehow

Like take over my hands and steer me off the commuting strip and into the treetops, the cool dim gully below

This belief is b/c they told me, as a child, that there is a devil and that he likes it when i masturbate

Still jacking today, away

So 2 + 2 = basically the devil’s had me since forever, just a matter of time before he cashes in

Masturbating while driving is the number 1 cause of death in Salt Lake City.

I'll probably be murdered by a conservative transphobe

Cause that's how trans women die

why resort to your old avatar when your current would be perfectly suitable?

Very Faulknerian

I know I started a thread about dying and cancer and stuff but man, this really makes me sad and I'm sorry the world is such shit

People love you

Suicide - Gun

As a child, I once had the neighbourhood wizard who worships a sock-puppet idol in his basement foretell how I would die.

Probably suicide after seizing upon a moment of impulsiveness

Not if you murder them first!

i dunno. but i dreamed once i would die in november of 2037, so i think i will stay inside that month unless i'm depressed or something.

A ouija spirit told me i would die at 72

Sounds about right, probably

oh i forgot, probably liver disease. i have Nonalcoholic Steatohepatitis aka your liver looks like absolute shit even though you're not an alcoholic and it's more common in fat people but we're not really sure why you have it

but since they cured Hep C maybe NASH will get some funding

btw is it wide known that most forms of Hepatitis C can be cured now?

Statistically speaking, probably killed by my partner.

Did that cure t-shirt just arrive in the mail?

Took will die from a weed overdose

Ha. I considered that one before settling on death from over-senescence.

Do you read the Guardian, O Queen of the Swine? I ask because I read that statistic just yesterday.

Took will die by a the hand of a sworn band-t-shirt hater the second he rekindles his love for band t-shirts

I'm getting another OM shirt. When it arrives I will make a thread for it, dedicated to a certain avian fellah.

I do not but whoever repeated that statistic to me might.

Heart attack young because I am dangerously unhealthy.

Yes, but are you young?

something we should know about buzz?