Would you like some Salad Pizza? (Venice, CA)
 

https://www.abbotspizzaco.com/menu

The crust is coated with an everything bagel seasoning. Then red onion and mozzarella cheese are added before baking. From there the hot pizza is "topped with a thick layer of chopped salad, lemon-olive oil dressing, smothered with fresh California avocados." The owner of Abbot's is from NYC and remembered a pizzeria with a salad pizza when he was a kid which gave him the idea.

im so hungry. i would so take 3 bites of that.

i like how they've alienated the target market for both salads and pizza

although avocado on a pizza sounds like it could be great.

I like ‘Perfect’ by Smashing Pumpkins

The video has pizza in it right?

Hell yeah that pizza looks bomb.

the more veggies the better.

One of the best pizzas I ever had was this complete betrayal of pizza called like the Mexican Special or something

So I would for sure try this abomination

yeah man, looks good

It looks like too much avocado but sure I'll try a piece

You can’t just toss some shit on bread and call it a pizza. There are rules.

So you're telling me I can't just call it a "peanut butter and jam pizza" if I want?

What if I only use the bottom bread slice? It's clearly no longer a sandwich then. It could be a pizza.

You can only call it that if it's made in Pizza, Italy and certified by their board of trustees

Technically everything else is a "baked flavor pie"

We ate pizza a couple of times in Naples and both times my husband ordered a bunch of crap on his, while I played by the rules and had Original Recipe, and these places seemed happy to make both. So maybe the rules are a little flexible anyway.

Avocado makes me vomit but I’d give this a try. I used to eat a lot of vegan pizza after all. Just don’t put kale on it

I used to make vegan pizza with little dabs of hummus instead of cheese, and a generous drizzle of olive oil and a sprinkle of sea salt over the top. It wasn’t too bad.

It’s my life goal to never visit Naples.

Detroit Pizza or STFU

ah, venice

salad

“ah venice salad,” amazingly, is anagrammatic of “delicious h. leaves”

and i’ve gone and squandered yet another choice indiana jones reference

none of your pizzas got nothing on a korean kimchi pizza

nice try, fool

Nah I ain't playin

its called buchimgae and sometimes they call it korean pancake. it goes well with beer and/or soju.

Are you talking about kimchi pancake??? That is addictive and goes with anything.

We used to order bibimbaps to be delivered in Singapore, and then I discovered kimchi pancake when I was out with a friend, so we started ordering in bibimbaps AND kimchi pancake. Omg so delicious and fattening. We processed through the gates of Weight Gain City, small pieces of semi-fermented, chilli-laden wombok cabbage stuck to our faces

I would eat kimchi pizza for sure

I don’t know if it would be good, but I would be keen to try

yeah i guess it is called kimchi pancake. but it doesn't always have to i n c l u d e kimchi. it can be done with just vegetables and shit.

in korea they always called it korean pizza for some reason.

bibimbab is bomb huh.

The unusually heavy rainfall in Las Vegas this year has lead to swarms of grasshoppers infesting the city so a local pizzeria has introduced a grasshopper pizza.

"A Pizza Approved by John the Baptist"

Elijah too.

the veggie 2.0 pizza from serious pizza was bomb tho. i had a slice 8 years ago and i've wanted one ever since.

I gotta say, chorizo/goat cheese/caramelized onions/arugula sounds like a lovely pie, and it looks like they've chopped the hell out of the bugs



Owner has also clarified, if this helps, that the grasshoppers on the pizza are food-grade from a local vendor and are not just, like, scooped up off the lawn and dusted off

I am not in favor of crunching through a carapace but I… I might actually try this

I tried the salad pizza one of the last times I was in CA and it was really good. I would try a slice of the grasshopper pizza.

The same Vegas pizzeria also offers rattlesnake sausage as a topping which is probably just pork sausage with a little bit of rattlesnake cut in (similar to the touristy "reindeer sausage" in Alaska).

I like my pizzas topped with the eldritch hearts of eldritch megalothons.

:rockon: 666 :rockon:

Vegetarian or Edenic pizzas are pretty yummy too.

I can't really defend that one