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Run To Me 03-01-2019 02:18 PM

This jogger who killed the baby mountain lion with his bare hands....
 
So it’s cool he didn’t get eaten by a mt lion, i guess

But like, he chose to go running thru what amounts to this animals house, at a time authorities had posted warnings about mt lion activity. He was like “nah f that, this my favorite trail, im strong/brave plus gotta run gotta get that joggers high!!!!”

So this animal (which was apparently a baby abandoned by its mother, they’ve discovered) sees the dude and has its instincts triggered and attacks him

And he brutally strangled it with his bare hands and the press is all “gosh what a hero! Can u believe this man! What a champion!”

But i feel the story is actually rather sad, isn’t it? And emblematic of man’s inability to see the world as anything but a big playground for man to do whatever the f man wanna do at any given moment?

Maybe next time stay home when there’s mt lion warnings, and no one will have to die

FoolofaTook 03-01-2019 02:39 PM

maybe next time the cub's mom is chilling behind a rock and swipes that fucker's face off

:rockon:

smashingjj 03-01-2019 04:38 PM

jesus christ

smashingjj 03-01-2019 04:38 PM

how many of these are even left? the fuck was he doing in a place those animals live?

nuke ppl

topleybird 03-01-2019 04:50 PM

As a friend to all animals, I have sometimes thought about what I would do if one attacked me, and honestly I don't think I could in good conscience kill it even to save my life

Happy to give out bops on the nose left and right, though, just savage bops

This dumb prick might as well have fallen into the lion cage at the zoo and I think PETA should do the sane thing for once and splash his house and person with red paint for the rest of his life

buzzard 03-01-2019 04:56 PM

It'll be chilling with Cecil and Harambe in Heaven.

ilikeplanets 03-01-2019 05:19 PM

this is why people need to stay inside and not in the woods, mountains, deserts, oceans, outer space, or anywhere. fuck the adventurous spirit, look what happens.

Run To Me 03-01-2019 05:45 PM


buzzard 03-01-2019 05:54 PM

Why does his jacket have thumb holes like an emo high school student's sweater?

buzzard 03-01-2019 05:56 PM

P.S. I like how he needed to unsaddle a thumb to stretch the lion out just right.

smashingjj 03-01-2019 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4500731)
this is why people need to stay inside and not in the woods, mountains, deserts, oceans, outer space, or anywhere. fuck the adventurous spirit, look what happens.

this is why there are far too many humans and why we're the reason of the current wave of mass extinction among all living creatures that aren't human.

cork_soaker 03-01-2019 06:39 PM

'bout ye big

-the guy

cork_soaker 03-01-2019 06:45 PM

To be silent; to be alone. All the being and the doing, expansive, glittering, vocal, evaporated; and one shrunk, with a sense of solemnity, to being oneself, a wedge-shaped core of darkness, something invisible to others.

-virginia woolf

FoolofaTook 03-01-2019 08:03 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction

ilikeplanets 03-01-2019 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4500738)
this is why there are far too many humans and why we're the reason of the current wave of mass extinction among all living creatures that aren't human.

The Earth and its inhabitants were doomed from the start. Ride that wave hard while you can, space monkey!

Run To Me 03-01-2019 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4500745)

So did anyone figure out yet what we’re sposed to be doing so we don’t kill everything ever?

Did i vote wrong, a couple times, even? Lookin for guidance in the face of these staggering facts

Run To Me 03-01-2019 09:04 PM

Is it b/c im neoliberal, still? Or something? Somehow i know this is all my fault :(

ilikeplanets 03-01-2019 09:12 PM

You should pray harder

buzzard 03-01-2019 09:13 PM

Don't forget about the thoughts!

ilikeplanets 03-01-2019 09:15 PM

Yes, always think harder. In fact, that might actually work! :eek:

Run To Me 03-01-2019 09:17 PM

Oh, i thought buzz meant like, my thoughts are to blame, too

That would make perfect sense, always knew my thoughts were no good. Gotta think better thoughts, stop thinking less than 10/10 thoughts

Heal the world by start with your mind whispies etc

smashingjj 03-01-2019 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4500751)
So did anyone figure out yet what we’re sposed to be doing so we don’t kill everything ever?

Did i vote wrong, a couple times, even? Lookin for guidance in the face of these staggering facts

PayPal me some money and i'll save a couple species

redbreegull 03-01-2019 11:00 PM

Cougars are actually not endangered at all. If you go hiking in many places in the western US you will see signs warning you not to hike alone because of cougars

ilikeplanets 03-02-2019 12:15 AM

it'd be much harder to strangle a right whale with you bare hands, even a calf

slunken 03-02-2019 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird (Post 4500729)
As a friend to all animals, I have sometimes thought about what I would do if one attacked me, and honestly I don't think I could in good conscience kill it even to save my life

Are you cognitively impaired?

Run To Me 03-02-2019 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4500772)
it'd be much harder to strangle a right whale with you bare hands, even a calf

If anyone could do it though , it’d be this super fit Colorado jogger WHAT A HERO WHAT FEAT!!!

ilikeplanets 03-02-2019 04:32 PM

Make Oceans Great Again

teh b0lly!!1 03-03-2019 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4500728)
nuke ppl



give me the red button i'll press it

teh b0lly!!1 03-03-2019 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker (Post 4500741)
To be silent; to be alone. All the being and the doing, expansive, glittering, vocal, evaporated; and one shrunk, with a sense of solemnity, to being oneself, a wedge-shaped core of darkness, something invisible to others.

-virginia woolf

i don't really know what t'hell you're talking about but it was a puma, asshole

LaBelle 03-03-2019 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4500723)
man’s inability to see the world as anything but a big playground for man to do whatever the f man wanna do at any given moment?

heh

redbreegull 03-03-2019 05:54 AM

man is trash

topleybird 03-04-2019 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4500815)
Are you cognitively impaired?

I'd just be like, maybe he needs it more than me, you know?


smashingjj 03-04-2019 10:25 AM

RIP baby mountain lion


Forever in our hearts

LaBelle 03-04-2019 10:30 AM


Mals Marola 03-04-2019 11:00 AM

violent heathens!

FoolofaTook 03-04-2019 11:36 AM

aw now i want a baby mt lion!


:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

FoolofaTook 03-04-2019 11:37 AM

this reminds me of the time i watched okja and almost became vegan

FoolofaTook 03-04-2019 11:37 AM

i can be very (temporarily) tenderhearted

LaBelle 03-04-2019 12:03 PM

Okja made me cry

FoolofaTook 03-04-2019 12:36 PM

yeah more than once


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