Baby Fingers makes his rounds as inpatient
 

Lot of prep goes into making my daily rounds

Tranquilizers, stun guns, anti psychotic meds
Always escorted by several fully armed guards

drug me up, daddy

I have a really long file on a woman in her mid 30s whose name I can’t pronounce. Most of consists of binge drinking, bullying and using her body to get what she wants. One of my most challenging patients

I have a Canadian patient who collects strange outdated memorabilia. Not like the female at all. Very mellow and docile and easy to deal with. Don’t need any tranquilizers with him at all

He almost seems too subdued. I might have to perform an IQ test on him

Sometimes I wonder about the wellness of our doctor, he's currently going around calling himself "Baby Fingers" all the while making thinly-veiled jabs at the patients :beatup:

I have 2 Jewish patients one male and one female that I sometimes need straight jackets for. They have formed a close bond because of their heritage. They eat together a lot. Sometimes she feeds him

Proving to a woman that you haven't got baby fingers sounds like a fun game, doesn't it?

so is deciding who you'd rather be on the other side of a psychiatric appointment with: Hannibal Lecter or "Baby Fingers"

Yes mals I too wonder why I would name myself that in thread title. Seems odd. Also do in patients make rounds?

that's all :netphoria is, baby

in-patients & ARSEholes

and one kimono who feigns confidence and dreams of being respected some day ;_; iz actually v sad...or at least has that potential

Doctor, please. I thought we were going to keep my issues confidential!

if you're going to bring snacks, kimani, you better have enough for the whole class!

you know what they say about baby fingers

certain other things are... shorter?

This almost reads like Rain Man doesn’t it? Fuzzy is the Rain Man of Netphoria

I guess he is an idiot savant. Just without the savant part.

The more bro-dude version of Catherine Wheel

are you telling me there's been a Fuzzy Rose Typology I could have been condoning this whole time?

Don't derail my threads anymore. That is an order. This isn't appropriate place to talk about this and you know it.

not a great bedside manner imo

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so insecure. so transparent. so kimani.

so


mischievous

It’s not about being insecure. There’s time and place for everything. Jesus you’re not too far from Christina Ricci in black snake moan. Just chill out. Find something to rub up against or something

good point

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this is a wiiiiild gross thing to say tbh

ban catherine wheel

Why do all of Kimani Shorter's posts read like they were typed with one hand?

maybe that's what he means by "shorter typology"

What is it with you and all this white knight shit like I’m always to blame and she’s not just skanking it up here on Netphoria. And bullying on Netphoria. And has been doing both for a while. Don’t feel sorry for her. She doesn’t want you to feel sorry for her. And don’t assume things about people in general. Assuming things is how you messed up here to begin with.

It's a gross thing to say, as is "skanking it up". Stop shaming women for having sexualities. Grow up.

You have a fucked attitude towards women in general

So you’ve come to her rescue? Are you going to rescue her? You can’t just find some girl with anti social behavior in real life to try and delusionally rescue?

I think you're confusing "rescuing yo soy" with "calling you a piece of shit because you are one"