You asked for it. Now it's here
 

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/t...-butter-pump#/

NEW AMAZING PRODUCT!

Why did I get an email about this from an animation studio? Why did somebody make this? It's too ridiculous to be real. But it is. What's happening here?

Ok now off to the band name thread

You know the image they chose for the preview on that video doesn't really do it justice so here's a gif

for the problem you never knew you had!

THANK. GOD.

I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS

^This was about to be my new favorite gif until it ended before the jar was empty. Now I hate it

even so, that's the biggest bowl of literal dog shit i've ever seen

there's something extremely nauseating about this. Peanut butter is mostly gross, but it definitely shouldn't be that liquidy unless you're baking with it. Keep it in the fridge and struggle to spread it. Dems the rulez

WHY DO YOU HATE EVERYTHING I LOVE

something about the urgency of the constant thrusting,

the squeezing and the squirting,

the male pelvis behind it,

and the piling of diarrhea-esque material in a nice food bowl, with its depictions of fruit in mild colours of pastel...

just...

My problem here is that I gave up that sweetened peanut butter years ago and the kind that's just peanuts and salt comes in a smaller jar and this "standard" lid, as they call it, just won't fit

They've raised $47,280

i've made pea soup yesterday.

that's all i'm going to say about it.

it really seems that way, but i like your dog a lot.

it's funny how well we've been able to talk considering our tastes are different on almost everything. it's almost like superficial shit like that doesn't matter :think:

now you have truly returned

This, 100%

What the actual fuck

Who refrigerates peanut butter??!!

people who use those abortion "combo pb & jelly" jars, for one

Those aren't real people

i bet fuzzy uses those

FUZZY COME BACK TO US

well do you use 100% peanut butter?

No, but I 100% use peanut butter.

Phone almost corrected that to "peanut buttsex".

Hawt.

phones have an annoying tendency to remember what we typed previously

hubba hubba

Even from as far back as three days ago?

Does this work with crunchy tho

might be a little rough, but sure

Crunchy buttsex?

is that an offer?

Always

—Use on different kinds of nut butters - even crunchy peanut butter!
—Many features specifically designed for easy cleaning.
—Mechanism scrapes sides of the jar as you use it to get the most peanut butter you can!

i didn't ask for peanut butter beer

but they gave it to me

and god damnit, i loved it

just a life lesson in not passing on strange-seeming peanut butter things

I feel like those would be a perfect pairing for this product

Shit, you hate making pb&j sandwiches? Takes up to two minutes when the kids you resent are screaming for sustenance? Try spraying out a gelatinous mass on just one slice of pure white bread, slap a second piece on top, boom, thirty seconds tops. Your kids will shut the fuck up