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pavementtune 02-21-2019 05:38 AM
Also in my experience, it's best to use two hands when handling a microwave. Preferably hands that don't smell of baby.

qwerty sp 02-21-2019 05:45 AM
What is your favourite Pavement tune?

pavementtune 02-21-2019 05:46 AM
ur dad

qwerty sp 02-21-2019 05:54 AM
my dad is mr Gold Soundz

smashingjj 02-21-2019 07:15 AM
We have a turning knob, thread does not apply

FoolofaTook 02-21-2019 07:35 AM
ur dad has a turning knob

yo soy el mejor 02-21-2019 07:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4499196)
"He uses two hands" was a mocking statement suggesting that CW considers it a "threesome" when he masturbates with two hands.

Anybody with comprehension skills and the ability to read sardonic, non-literal uses of language would pick up on this.

CW, on the other hand, interpreted it as somebody expressing interest in him sexually.
oh, this is what CW was referring to? looool

if anyone could be that dense, it's him.

btw, this is not playing along. this is just making a post. cimani likes to pretend something exciting (to him) is always going on cause he's actually bored n lonely. just a guess, though.

yo soy el mejor 02-21-2019 07:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pavementtune (Post 4499260)
Also in my experience, it's best to use two hands when handling a microwave. Preferably hands that don't smell of baby.
hey. if you are serious and not just playing around, you should email me. i've got your microwave right here.

Catherine Wheel 02-21-2019 07:59 AM
Bored and lonely are 2 completely different things. You act one way when you are bored and another way when you are lonely. Just like transparency. You act one way when you are transparent and another way when you aren’t.

yo soy el mejor 02-21-2019 08:05 AM
bored, boring, and lonely ^

qwerty sp 02-21-2019 08:05 AM
:banging:

Catherine Wheel 02-21-2019 08:08 AM
It’s just funny you throw them together like that. Like you can’t understand or explain someone’s behavior so it just must be both. Or neither.

qwerty sp 02-21-2019 08:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel (Post 4499280)
It’s just funny you throw them together like that. Like you can’t understand or explain someone’s behavior so it just must be both. Or neither.

:banging:

bright_doom 02-21-2019 08:11 AM
There is a great deal of mischievousness and sarcasm in this thread imo

Catherine Wheel 02-21-2019 08:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4499278)
bored, boring, and lonely ^
This is why you are bachelor in your mid 30s with a huge post count. You act even less mature than you claim I do.

Catherine Wheel 02-21-2019 08:19 AM
Or was that my cue to say something exciting to you to prove I’m not boring

Catherine Wheel 02-21-2019 08:25 AM
In the other thread I was saying something uninteresting and in here I’m boring. This is high school.

Catherine Wheel 02-21-2019 08:45 AM
You reveal yourself more and more without being aware of it. Everything is about proving to you something. You let your guard down without being aware of it.

Mals Marola 02-21-2019 09:12 AM
so, anybody got an answer to who the "she" could be in that private message? i'm simply drawing a blank!

Cool As Ice Cream 02-21-2019 09:20 AM
ban this fuck

FoolofaTook 02-21-2019 10:16 AM
no. we should embrace him, taking him in the burly, yet gentle, arms of christian compassion.

FoolofaTook 02-21-2019 10:17 AM

Mals Marola 02-21-2019 10:35 AM
i almost want to ban him just for making my PM box 98% full! now i have to decide which of my precious messages to delete? but what if i'm audited???

ilikeplanets 02-21-2019 11:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4499268)
We have a turning knob, thread does not apply
I didn't know these existed until I stayed in a shitty hotel. I must be rich.

FoolofaTook 02-21-2019 11:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mals Marola (Post 4499327)
i almost want to ban him just for making my PM box 98% full! now i have to decide which of my precious messages to delete? but what if i'm audited???
dude: SHARE

Mals Marola 02-21-2019 12:03 PM
dude: that's literally the first thing i did in this thread

FoolofaTook 02-21-2019 12:21 PM
i know. i want more.

Mals Marola 02-21-2019 12:29 PM
there is no more, that was the entire message. it just happened to go into an inbox that was already 96% full

namely, my inbox

FoolofaTook 02-21-2019 12:52 PM
yeah and it was already full of CATERING WHEEL MASSAGES

like literally spill the proverbial beans man.

pavementtune 02-21-2019 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4499273)
hey. if you are serious and not just playing around, you should email me. i've got your microwave right here.
Who could say no to that!
When I looked up your contact details on AmericanNative.com, I saw you have ovens, too - can I get a discount for four hands, I mean for microwave and oven? According to my typology test, I'm a metropolitan polyheatenist.


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