Is this you admitting you also have autism? Is it a coming out party for you too?

Does "overanalyzing" mean "not being wrong?"

Why is CW so preoccupied with autism? ��

It’s just fascinating to watch you be oblivious to her insulting you /calling you a pervert in the other thread and not understanding that’s she’s playing along. She’s playing along. You act like a child who is barging in on a raunchy convo with adults. But I guess that’s autism for you

Hey did I mention that she’s playing along? Right here in this thread she’s playing along.

Every time she plays along should you cover your ears and go back in the bedroom ?

When we make those noises in the other room they aren’t pained noises. I’m not hurting her.

Do you guys prefer a "+30 sec." or an "add minute" button on your microwave?

Me, I'm a "+30 sec." kinda guy. Sometimes all you need is 30 seconds when you're melting that cheese or giving those leftovers a bit more juice but I'm not gonna push the cook time button and then two numbers and then start. That's three buttons too many. I'm pushing "add minute" every time. The problem, though, is now I'm busy putting things back in the refrigerator or getting a glass of water and next thing I know I've gone and overheated my dinner. Now I've gotta wait to eat it, but you know I don't usually prepare a meal until I've got a powerful hunger going and nine times outta ten I'm getting impatient and now I've burned my tongue.

DK: You remember in that giant thread where I said reading is fundamental? Well reading social cues is even more fundamental

Yeah this is pretty clearly a psychotic episode in action. He's come back off, what was it two weeks? and is behaving just as vile as ever. Just boot him already.

Oh, I know what you "add minute" people are thinking. Sometimes you want to add a full minute. I get that. Just push the button twice. It's far less inconvenient than the alternative and you get more of those good microwave beeps

And if you don't like those good beeps then there's always the shortcuts built into the 1-3 buttons anyway

You’re confusing psychosis with narcissism. You seem to know even less than him. I’ll fully admit to being narcissistic. Really helps to understand words you are using.

You’re also confusing psychosis with boredom which is even worse

This thread is about microwave preferences now. Please stay on topic

You are correct sir. Cus she probably has STDs

I don’t think disco king should be allowed in threads where she’s playing along. Mods here need to block him from those threads

what's the point of a plus 1 minute button on a microwave. just set it right the first time using the 1-9 buttons. i require a +30 second button or gtfo of my kitchen

also is there something that's supposed to be sexual going on here? cuz i i am extremely lonely and hyper tuned in to those cues rn, but this is just not how it's done

Now that I hope we all understand that this is harmless fun and mischief and sarcasm can we all just relax ......and like she said use both hands. Using both hands is more relaxing than using one hand.

It’s funny how these threads have slowly and steadily shifted from promotion to just flat out raunchy antics. Some of the middle ones were a mix of both

I hope you and your children die

Anyway, welcome back!

CW reminds me of TV’s Hank Hill. Without the thorough knowledge of propane and propane accessories (I presume)

Not even Fuzzy is like this.

He honestly has such poor ability to understand not only subtle social cues, but blatant and explicit language, that he thinks people are coquettishly flirting with him when they are instead ridiculing him. He sees sexual tension where there's only sexual harassment. He is this stupid.

What makes somebody like this?

I would love to watch a documentary on CW

right? minutes, how do they work, how many would I like, hm maybe 3. well wrong, now let's do plus 1. GET THE HELL OUT

So glad to see I'm not alone in this