(starring sandra b0ll0ckz)

how's errybody doing?

HEY MAN HOW YOU BEEN ALWAYES LOVED YAH

So u been lurkin all these days or just not even surfin here

Did u even see all the threads we had asking for you and your whereabouts

What’s the meaning of this WHERE WERE U

All the threads
All the posts I made
Were for u
teh b0lly!!1

And never_nohen nowhere one reply
A sad man calling out in the desert
"teeeeeeehhhh b000000lllyyyyyyyyy!!111111" /reverb

i went to see a 90's rock show last night at this cool antique-40's-borlesque-turned-nightclub. the idea was nirvana/alice/stp (not to be confused with tsp) covers and shit. only reason i went was because i managed to score free tickets from one of the owners, but i thought it would be good fun.

(here it comes)
BUT OH BOY, I WAS WRONG.

unfortunately, the whole thing was a juggling show by the most obnoxious fret athlete. he was literally shredding 80's solos over a Cranberries tune, while rolling over backwards, second or third song into the show

fuck yes that sounds amazing u must hate music

then in an attempt of banter with the crowd, they rowdily growled "DIDJA GUYS LIKE THAT SONG?!"

somebody feebly replied from the crowd "it was ok"

i was fond of that

my usual response would be to not even bother mentioning it, but honestly the whole thing started because shallowed was an incredible piece of shit to me on the chat one day and basically made fun of me, my voice, my songs on the voice chat one day.

i mean i know it's just shallowed, not to sound petty but i don't actually give a shit about him or his opinions. but after a while of having personal pot shots taken at my character by multiple people here i just had enough and took a break from this place.

bonnie was right about him, tho.

so much venom, & within a 1-thread radius of his birthday thread no less!

i propose a poll: teh b0lly vs. shall0wed

uh you mean a pole

Is this the drunk drugs thread now? Did we abandon the other one?

i'm as sober as a judge

i don't think this is a rode as a bored we kneed to go down

wow.

just wow.

hey man

What are we judging on?

this took a turn

honestly i thought it was my fault. banality is tough to take.

haha this thread is a great reminder why i left

don't leave already :(

your presence is missed here

Save us from the plague of crickets set forth by Katana Sharpener.

As witty as you are, you cannot one-up the moniker that is Kimono Sharter

Like the egg that cannot be beaten.

did i come up with that one?