Mals Marola's 7k Spectacular
 

Thank you for coming to the spectacular

there is Jucifer in the back, oreos up front, and the live comedy stylings of Dave Chapelle will begin momentarily

gonna be doin' some serious raving in here to that one local station that plays some really specific brand of dance music from 1996, i ain't fuckin' around with this 7,000 (until of course, i make one more post after this & hit 7,001, at which point I will no longer care)

post yer uh, favorite Duran Duran videos or something in this thread

Mods pls ban

get the hell out of my spectacular

All the congratulations I can muster for you, good sir. Which is one. Hooray! Only 3,000 more posts until you get prettier stars

But I feel like you provide an interesting take most times, so I think I'll muster a second cheer. YAY FOR MARS OF AMERICA!

Holy SHIT he's alive!!!

not a fan of the way this spectacular is going

in talks of aborting the spectacular

was it intended as a spectacular? or perhaps, unwittingly, an extravaganza?

fine, i take back my affection! hmmmmph!!

yours is the only redeeming light shining from this dark tunnel of an attempted party

good question

perhaps if i called it an extravaganza, it would have deflected the "h8rz"

:beatup:

shit, that was supposed to stay hidden 'til 10k!

I preferred that other post before the regret edit.

even i was unaware of all these grand monuments made under my own name

I'm really going for spectacular here

i preferred when you weren't posting in my spectacular

that does it, the spectacular is OVER. there will be an exclusive afterparty at the Hotel Marola posted above - the address of which will be dispersed shortly

^ suddenly, the spirit of the party returns... spectacular is back on

Dispersed by Google upon searching "Hotel Marola"?

you can check out any time you like
but you can never leave

wasn't it just last week that you hit 6,666?

this fucker's on fire!

i have the bird bastard on ignore so i don't know what he's sayin' now, but i imagine it was something disparaging to the Marola name

lol

that's just buzzard's style. scathing.

It's a fine alternative to eternally wounded.

am i getting senile in my high post count or is there a low, slightly elitist buzzing going on around here?