Hey Catherine Wheel, I'm sorry I called you a bitch. It's the first time in awhile I have slipped and used that word. My apologies.

nominating Eulogy for best question itt

oooh shit

THEY BANNED THE MIGHTY WHEEL

the guy is so addicted to netphoria, we figured he needed a few weeks to get it out of his system and spend his time on healthier hobby's like doing cocaine.

k

i advise that we all lock our doors doubly, thru the coming nights

Now you've gone and done it

Prepare to be buried

INCORRECT APOSTROPHE USAGE!!!

you've been warned: anyone with a copy of the self-titled Queens of the Stone Age record hung upon their door, next to a seemingly unrelated album from the 90s or later will be passed over much like the people of Egypt in old testament times. if you have no firstborn son then it will be you who is smitten

by the power

of the wheel

mockery in the midst of mourning

shame on you, mals of marola!

similarly, anyone engaging in decadent, polyamorous relations during the time of the wheel's march will be punished by a simple spanking

made me lol

aka he uses both hands

ask him anything!

how do each of your lovers stack up against the tracks from Placebo's 1996 debut album, Placebo ?

how many STDs do you have?