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Elphenor 01-01-2019 07:09 PM

celery and peanut butter is where it's at

smashingjj 01-01-2019 07:21 PM

in the fridge, to be exact

yo soy el mejor 01-01-2019 07:34 PM

sliced cukes with a lil bit o' lemon and salt. oh, baby.

Elphenor 01-01-2019 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4491421)
sliced cukes with a lil bit o' lemon and salt. oh, baby.

good stuff

buzzard 01-01-2019 09:01 PM

Celery smells like CD-Rs.

Mals Marola 01-01-2019 09:40 PM

lol

Mals Marola 01-01-2019 09:40 PM

amazingly accurate comparison

hnibos 01-02-2019 09:37 PM

Is this an euphemism regarding butt play

Elphenor 01-03-2019 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 4491404)
ranch dressing SUCKS!!!

you ever meet those degenerates that take a slice of pizza and dip it in ranch like a complete fucking jackass

redbreegull 01-03-2019 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor (Post 4491547)
you ever meet those degenerates that take a slice of pizza and dip it in ranch like a complete fucking jackass

kids did this in elementary school. if I saw an adult do this I would have a conniption

Mals Marola 01-03-2019 12:09 PM

i would simply stare for a moment, raise an eyebrow and say - mostly to myself, but loud enough so if they were at just the right angle, they would hear me perfectly clear - "curious, really curious"

FoolofaTook 01-03-2019 12:27 PM

"they would hear me perfectly CLEARLY"



FUCKING CHRIST

Mals Marola 01-03-2019 04:50 PM

language is a human construct

Mals Marola 01-03-2019 04:50 PM

& god is empty

Mals Marola 01-03-2019 04:52 PM

just

like

me

ilikeplanets 01-03-2019 04:55 PM

my friend used to pile popcorn on top of her pizza and eat it. what a great way to ruin everything.

Disco King 01-03-2019 05:11 PM

How is that even possible

How does it stay on

The laws of physics were created specifically to prevent this

Mals Marola 01-03-2019 05:47 PM

i imagine ya just stick it right there in the cheese

a notion that makes it no more appealing :beatup:

FoolofaTook 01-03-2019 05:56 PM

i am not surprised. one day it's pineapple... and before you know it pyramids of popcorn are raised upon the pizza.

FoolofaTook 01-03-2019 05:56 PM

it's sad, really.

smashingjj 01-03-2019 06:12 PM

really?

FoolofaTook 01-03-2019 06:40 PM

yes

Mals Marola 01-03-2019 07:51 PM

comparing pineapple on pizza to popcorn on pizza? a bit 0 to 100 innit?

redbreegull 01-03-2019 08:12 PM

I never understood the reaction people have to pineapple. I wouldn't order it for myself, but it's not that bad.

buzzard 01-03-2019 11:27 PM

I guess there's just something about the idea of adding hot fruit to a food item typically consisting of bread, cheese and tomato sauce that just doesn't really appeal to everybody.

ilikeplanets 01-03-2019 11:27 PM

it's good, damn it

ilikeplanets 01-03-2019 11:28 PM

mushrooms are still the ultimate topping. fight me.

Alice 01-03-2019 11:56 PM

Not a single mention of hummus in the celery thread huh?

ilikeplanets 01-04-2019 12:33 AM

Because it's not good. Fight me.

butthurt 01-04-2019 12:55 AM



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