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smashingjj 12-25-2018 05:06 AM
Merry fucking christmas!
 
In this thread, FIGHT!!

Shallowed 12-25-2018 05:50 AM
Fuck you too, and a happy new year

smashingjj 12-25-2018 07:05 AM
Go beg some more for instagram likes, incel!

FlamingGlobes 12-25-2018 10:02 AM

yo soy el mejor 12-25-2018 11:25 AM
timmy got a pork butt marinating for later to make pernil: https://www.saveur.com/article/Recip...-Pork-Shoulder

he used 20 cloves of garlic (this is splitting the recipe)

going to afternoon movie. v good so far

Run To Me 12-25-2018 11:33 AM
Mary fuckmas doggies

Mals Marola 12-25-2018 12:05 PM

smashingjj 12-25-2018 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4490528)
timmy got a pork butt marinating for later to make pernil: https://www.saveur.com/article/Recip...-Pork-Shoulder

he used 20 cloves of garlic (this is splitting the recipe)

going to afternoon movie. v good so far
No one care, also go fuck yourself!

smashingjj 12-25-2018 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4490529)
Mary fuckmas doggies
I hope you die!

smashingjj 12-25-2018 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mals Marola (Post 4490530)
Enjoy AIDS!

ilikeplanets 12-25-2018 12:23 PM
Merry Christmas. My kid must have been pissed that Santa skipped our house cuz she was up every two hours last night. But I got a free 10 pound turkey, so I will be babysitting two things today. Cheers!

cork_soaker 12-25-2018 12:40 PM
hbd jfc

smashingjj 12-25-2018 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4490535)
Merry Christmas. My kid must have been pissed that Santa skipped our house cuz she was up every two hours last night. But I got a free 10 pound turkey, so I will be babysitting two things today. Cheers!
Amazing story, fuck you!

smashingjj 12-25-2018 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by cork_soaker (Post 4490536)
hbd jfc
Whatever, eat shit and dye!

yo soy el mejor 12-25-2018 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4490532)
No one care, also go fuck yourself!
wooow, you talk like a king. and no, you.

smashingjj 12-25-2018 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4490546)
wooow, you talk like a king. and no, you.
Weuw, you schmalk like a schming, and schno, schmoo

pavementtune 12-25-2018 03:08 PM
Merry Christmas, smashingjj!

I'll provide my reply to whatever you might say next




AAAAY, KUTTEKOP!

FoolofaTook 12-25-2018 04:32 PM
FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK GOD FUCK BABY JESUS


FUCK

smashingjj 12-25-2018 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by pavementtune (Post 4490549)
Merry Christmas, smashingjj!

I'll provide my reply to whatever you might say next




AAAAY, KUTTEKOP!
SigaarSnor.blogspot.com

ilikeplanets 12-25-2018 05:47 PM
5 1/2 hours into the turkey-making process. Still looking pretty raw. Shall I crank the heat up? My pie looks great though, cuz I make great pie. It's time to awaken the littlest planet from her nap, and our usual afternoon outing places are all closed. This means I will have to read the same 10 farm animal books over and over until bedtime, and I'm about done with "moooooo" and "baaaaaaa". I need Xmas magic. Love the holidaze.

ilikeplanets 12-25-2018 05:48 PM
Fight me about it!! I have some extra indoor aggression!!

smashingjj 12-25-2018 06:14 PM
I'm high now

yo soy el mejor 12-25-2018 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4490547)
Weuw, you schmalk like a schming, and schno, schmoo
we're so sure!

yo soy el mejor 12-25-2018 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4490556)
5 1/2 hours into the turkey-making process. Still looking pretty raw. Shall I crank the heat up? My pie looks great though, cuz I make great pie. It's time to awaken the littlest planet from her nap, and our usual afternoon outing places are all closed. This means I will have to read the same 10 farm animal books over and over until bedtime, and I'm about done with "moooooo" and "baaaaaaa". I need Xmas magic. Love the holidaze.
just read to her from a book you like. two birds, one stone.

ilikeplanets 12-25-2018 08:52 PM
i have tried but she has definite preferences and my style of books don't have enough pictures or textures to suit her tastes, sadly. and she's not one to quietly accept things she disapproves of. BUT the turkey was damn delicious and luckily we're playing more interactive games so i am able to give my barnyard impersonations a rest. :D

Raising a newborn feels like it will physically kill you some days, but a toddler is a special breed of emotional tyrant. Already dreading teenage years to come. Cheers!

ilikeplanets 12-25-2018 09:03 PM
All that being said, it would be literally impossible for me to love anyone more. So, did anyone do anything actually festive? I feel like I celebrated even though I didn't.

Run To Me 12-25-2018 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4490562)
just read to her from a book you like. two birds, one stone.
Lol wat

Did you not catch she’s talking about a sub-child toddler infant? Planets gonna be mooing and baaing for some years to come

Run To Me 12-25-2018 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4490574)
All that being said, it would be literally impossible for me to love anyone more. So, did anyone do anything actually festive? I feel like I celebrated even though I didn't.
Had familys over, ripped open gifts in orgiastic spree of consumerism (for the children), ate way too much bullshit, kept in-laws confused geriatric dog from eating the face of my dastardly toddler son, and then caught the flu

Now lion in bed moaning and dying and the dishes haven’t even been started

Happy Christmas to meeeeeeeeeee

FoolofaTook 12-25-2018 09:20 PM
didn't get to sneak in any microhits anywhere in there?

Run To Me 12-25-2018 09:54 PM
No i friekin burnt myself out over the weekend probably with too many microhits

Chose to give this day over to the Lord after all


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