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toase 01-13-2019 12:29 AM

wtf lol

Run To Me 01-18-2019 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4492459)
yes, i can confirmed that this does indeed mean he's going to hell.

"That if there is among you who drink wine or strong drink, behold, it is not good or proper in the eyes of your Father..."

-Doctrine and Covenants 89:5

Dude the D&C is something else! Really worth a try for anyone interested in reading Joe Smiths diary of the Father talking at him of this, oF that

Iirc coffees out (hot drinks are not for the belly) and it’s also a sin to laff too hard/much

Gosh poor Mormons!!!!

FoolofaTook 01-18-2019 07:24 AM

Interesting. I read the Book of Mormon as a child. Even then it struck me as a clumsy ripoff of the OT.

I stumbled across D&C when I googled weed billboards for a story. I found this:


Run To Me 01-19-2019 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4494325)
Interesting. I read the Book of Mormon as a child. Even then it struck me as a clumsy ripoff of the OT.

I stumbled across D&C when I googled weed billboards for a story. I found this:


Yeah, that would be super, except for that troublesome qualifier of “wholesom” leaves lotta room for killjoy handwringers to vote no, doesn’t it

Not sure if marijuanas wholesome. More like hoary tanginess of the devils candyshop

FoolofaTook 01-19-2019 01:54 PM

What? Didn't you hear? Marijuana, like, totally cures cancer, man. I know it did wonders for my emph****a!

FoolofaTook 01-19-2019 01:55 PM

wtf why can i write emph****a?

FoolofaTook 01-19-2019 01:55 PM

lololololol

Mals Marola 01-19-2019 01:57 PM

havin' trouble with ysem again eh

Run To Me 01-19-2019 01:58 PM

All i know is about 30 mins after i blow my weeds i wanna eat/smash everything that ever lived, not a very wholeseom feeling in my beavescrote

Mals Marola 01-19-2019 01:59 PM

that's all good & well but when do we get to see monte's boobs? or his updated boobs, for that matter

Run To Me 01-19-2019 01:59 PM

Like not only do i need to eat this burrito all the sudden, i somehow need to fuck it as well

FoolofaTook 01-19-2019 02:07 PM

:erm:

Run To Me 01-19-2019 03:50 PM

Aw come now, you’re gonna tellin me u never just, like, put some mac/chee rite up your butt when u was hi

FoolofaTook 01-19-2019 04:24 PM

well...








:erm:

Mals Marola 01-19-2019 07:46 PM

bro, you just openly admitted to reading the book of Mormon, who r u 2 erm

FoolofaTook 01-19-2019 07:59 PM

shit that's nothing. i've read the entire little house on the prairie series and the upanishads.

deal with it

FoolofaTook 01-19-2019 08:02 PM




wHATcOLOR 01-22-2019 05:56 PM

back on topic:


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Mals Marola 01-23-2019 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR (Post 4495322)
back on topic:


hmmm... a very subtle update

have her boobs gotten bigger? or has monte's THIRST simply multiplied? someone, for the love of god, check his tweeter!

Mals Marola 01-23-2019 12:46 PM


Mals Marola 01-23-2019 12:47 PM


FoolofaTook 01-23-2019 01:30 PM

Now where've I seen that handsome fellah before?

Mals Marola 01-23-2019 02:10 PM

bates me

FoolofaTook 01-23-2019 04:46 PM

:erm:

Alice 01-23-2019 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4495417)
Now where've I seen that handsome fellah before?

That's my friend, Rich

Run To Me 01-31-2019 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola (Post 4494704)
bro, you just openly admitted to reading the book of Mormon, who r u 2 erm

I’ve read it multiple times

Preached from it to small rooms fulla droolin old folks and the mentally handicapped

Also read the God Damned doctrine & covenants

What now

redbreegull 02-01-2019 02:02 AM

tonight I was walking to my car with my arms full of musical equipment and it was 20 degrees and I was accosted by a gang of Mormon missionaries. these guys are fucking relentless

FoolofaTook 02-01-2019 09:01 AM

did you tell them about monte?

Mals Marola 02-01-2019 09:26 AM

was it just 19 copies of Monte? & one Run 2 Pee?


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