Hanging out in a cop's house, AMA
 

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does (s)he agree that ACAB?

all cats are bodacious?

all cops are bootylicious?

All Corgans are Billys?

Ass Creams Are Cool

wait fuck no that one doesnt work

damn

Hanging out in a cop's house, arrest my ass

Is the cop there? What's the decor situation like. Any music or film collections you can share some highlights from? Are you tempted to steal something small like a napkin so you can say that you stole from a cop once?

Are there candles in the bathroom? Is the refrigerator clean? Stocked? What about the pantry? Does this cop eat well?

hold on tyler their doing lines of blow

Typical

Are you ready for this jelly?

Yeah, she's here. She's my daughter's best friend's mom. Only been on the force maybe a year or two?
Not much in the way of decor but the house is like, very lived-in wood floors creaky steps and that is my vibe. I want their house.
A couple bookshelves but relatively lame books (a hodgepodge of CS Lewis, more than a few Bibles, but then like some history stuff and random how to guides). Her husband came home with a stack of Half Price Books. They have like two cats and a dog.

They have three bathrooms but one is almost outhouse sized. Some parts of the house are less lived in and therefore pretty messy. They have chickens in the backyard.

We all played Monopoly and I picked her brain about her job. I asked about reporting a barking dog (the house we own has such a dog next door).

She's super skittish, it seems. Like, ALERT. She was on her phone a lot because she was trying to get a half shift tomorrow so she could see 21 Pilots with her kids.

Fuck should have asked.

Did u get head

Can you reach her gun? Will you reach her gun?

they're smoking weed out of her gun

did you play her some goat rainbow songs? particularly bastards in blue?

hey i can't find them on youtube anymore. link pls?

oh i found jesus loves capitalism

where's the rest?

I can't remember what happened to whichever of the Goat songs were on YouTube. I know some KC group video'd one of our songs - it was the same show we got cut short because the owner didn't like our anti cop songs.

EDIT: yeah it's the capitalism song ur talking about. I still have the videos from other shows somewhere on my external HDD.

I did use the audio from a bunch of videos (that we personally taped) for CD-Rs that we "sold" at what ended up being out last gig.

Why didn't you kill her?

I'm a FRAUD

I don't think you're ready for this jelly

ok, well if you ever get to 'em again i'd love a copy

pero, why?

What was the most surprising object in her home?

water bong

the only good cop is a dead cop